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Album</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-13T19:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/07/13/giant-trash-storm-to-pass-through-lankville-tomorrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/trash-storm.png</image:loc><image:title>trash storm</image:title><image:caption>Visible satellite imagery showing the trash storm nearing the Lankville 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island</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-05T16:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/07/03/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-35/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-04T03:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/06/30/feeling-so-so-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/13000217_136323640099624_3604083596855687088_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13000217_136323640099624_3604083596855687088_n</image:title><image:caption>Noted pizza delivery man Ronnie La 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pool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T15:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/06/20/bumpkiniana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/b1f9d4ac700a50b765a1a6f1808e1f08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b1f9d4ac700a50b765a1a6f1808e1f08</image:title><image:caption>A local lunatic's imaging of Tulah in her unicorn suit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T14:33:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/06/20/breaking-balloons-tied-to-mailbox-to-indicate-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/img_6274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6274</image:title><image:caption>The lovely 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keepsake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-02T03:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/06/01/scott-answers-your-pizza-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/bikpwgoccaar-hz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BiKpwGoCcAAR-hz</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-01T14:29:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/06/01/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-33/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/s-l1600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-l1600</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/robert2bstroud01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meet the Columnists</image:title><image:caption>By Dick Oakes, 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Candy Hamlet, 1959.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/charles-a-pappas.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-30T18:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/03/29/photo-of-schropp-in-tux-fetches-big-price-at-auction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/schropp-tux2.png</image:loc><image:title>Schropp Tux2</image:title><image:caption>The $90,000 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Heinz</image:title><image:caption>Colonel Gus Heinz</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-07T18:46:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/29/drunken-reporter-gump-tibbs-arrested-on-riding-mower/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-29T16:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/26/samways-and-fick-consultants-the-success-matrix/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/83a51b47-93a6-4054-992b-9ecd4820a5d4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>83a51b47-93a6-4054-992b-9ecd4820a5d4</image:title><image:caption>Fick, of Samways and 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Cartographer unknown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/220px-william_c-_davis_historian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-William_C._Davis_(historian)</image:title><image:caption>Schlarsberger </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-26T12:39:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/26/running-with-the-bumpkins-a-lankville-news-special-report/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-26T12:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/18/unclear-why-bumpkins-coming-out-of-hills-in-groups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bumpkins.png</image:loc><image:title>bumpkins</image:title><image:caption>One of the bumpkin groups that filed into Eastern Lankville yesterday.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-25T15:30:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/25/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-32/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/s-l1600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-l1600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-25T15:28:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/24/opinion-our-diet-candy-aint-no-fuck-around-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/grocer.png</image:loc><image:title>Grocer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-27T04:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/24/pondicherry-thank-you-dumb-bumpkins/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-24T13:13:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/18/royer-on-the-end-times/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-18T16:38:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/17/hushed-moments-with-dr-kevin-thurston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dr-thurston-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Thurston 4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-17T18:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/17/public-shame-i-was-lurking-again/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-17T18:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/14/opinion-its-brian-schropps-birthday-and-shit/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-14T16:32:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/12/pondicherry-making-lankville-great-again-forever/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-12T14:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/10/lankville-birds-have-learned-to-use-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/woods_on_fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woods_on_Fire</image:title><image:caption>The future of Lankville?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T18:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/02/10/royer-renovating-building/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/12715489_10156465590275696_1512048563587560782_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12715489_10156465590275696_1512048563587560782_n</image:title><image:caption>Progress on the Royer Building.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bill-j-hubble.png</image:loc><image:title>Bill J. 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label.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sta-cee.png</image:loc><image:title>Sta-cee</image:title><image:caption>The famous picture sleeve of the Sta-cee 45.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-01T13:08:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/31/what-happens-when-nobody-picks-up-a-pizza/</loc><lastmod>2025-04-02T23:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/16/investigation-what-the-hell-is-up-at-local-pizza-joint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/zach-keebaugh.png</image:loc><image:title>Zach Keebaugh</image:title><image:caption>By Zach Keebaugh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-31T20:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/31/flying-saucers-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mcminnville-ufo-1.png</image:loc><image:title>McMinnville-ufo-1</image:title><image:caption>Flying saucer (file photo)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/saucers.png</image:loc><image:title>saucers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG009</image:title><image:caption>By Graahaam Fosdick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-31T19:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/31/first-volume-of-keebaugh-memoirs-to-be-released-tomorrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/12651343_10101600837326089_7583632656755281406_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12651343_10101600837326089_7583632656755281406_n</image:title><image:caption>Keebaugh, author of "My Tussle".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-31T17:54:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/15/who-is-the-man-from-across-the-wall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lance-blankenship.png</image:loc><image:title>Lance Blankenship</image:title><image:caption>Thoughts...by Lance Blankenship</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/craughing.png</image:loc><image:title>Craughing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-15T20:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/13/the-two-policemen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ln-global-small.png</image:loc><image:title>LN global small</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-13T13:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/08/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-31/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s-l500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-l500</image:title><image:caption>The Towels by the Pound Shop (four views).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-08T22:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/08/summoning-spirits-with-carl-dunn-2/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-09T03:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2016/01/08/no-news-at-all-in-lankville-says-president/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/51ff433c-3b6c-45df-bea0-1b5fecb3028e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51ff433c-3b6c-45df-bea0-1b5fecb3028e</image:title><image:caption>The barrels were not deemed newsworthy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-08T14:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/17/a-christmas-story-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Pizza Pouches!!! Hoping this will be the 'next big thing'.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T12:38:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/16/committees-steering-committees-sub-committees-which-do-you-need/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-16T13:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/15/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-at-a-candlelit-childs-christmas-eve-pageant-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-at-a-candlelit-childs-christmas-eve-pageant-a/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-15T12:59:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/14/news-in-brief-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/xmas-card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas card</image:title><image:caption>A glimpse at the message inside the Samways and Fick Annual Holiday Card.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-14T19:04:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/14/royer-to-purchase-dinner-theatre/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/aa9850b6-50b8-406f-a0dd-98d119bee92a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aa9850b6-50b8-406f-a0dd-98d119bee92a</image:title><image:caption>The Walter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-14T16:17:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/03/brian-schropp-on-cuisine-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>My failed attempt at making 'The Round's' first pizza purse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Every man, woman and child seems to have a pizza purse these days.

</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-03T13:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/02/opinion-i-step-aside-for-no-earthly-being/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/22368669080_1f9e4385a9_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22368669080_1f9e4385a9_b</image:title><image:caption>The Sanctuary (fotomat)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dunn.png</image:loc><image:title>dunn</image:title><image:caption>By Carl Dunn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-02T18:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/02/is-online-dating-safe-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-02T17:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/12/02/i-want-to-tell-you-so-much-about-how-my-new-boyfriend-took-me-to-see-a-pony/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-02T17:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/25/im-thankful-for-men/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-25T14:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/25/lankville-daily-news-guide-to-picking-the-perfect-thanksgiving-day-outfit-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/10363778_10154819336140696_2798815989736855055_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10363778_10154819336140696_2798815989736855055_n</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-25T14:08:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/25/gone-are-the-thanksgiving-hams-says-local-worker-weepy-stories-of-the-holiday-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-25T14:02:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/27/gone-are-the-thanksgiving-hams-says-local-worker-weepy-stories-of-the-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index</image:title><image:caption>Fenanigans at work. He has just dropped a cake into some vegetables.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-25T13:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/23/collectors-corner-by-bobby-pinewood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/12241560_1110995668921554_5862068002859262653_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12241560_1110995668921554_5862068002859262653_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dennis-clean-system.png</image:loc><image:title>Dennis Clean-System</image:title><image:caption>Bobby Pinewood</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T20:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/17/opinion-im-a-total-sweetheart-i-love-to-laugh-and-smile-its-just-who-i-am-i-love-kickboxing/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-17T18:57:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/14/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-29/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-14T12:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/10/samways-and-fick-consultants-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/250312_904612462893210_3676017676051108673_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250312_904612462893210_3676017676051108673_n</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Fick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sarah-blue-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sarah-blue-cat</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Samways teaching social responsibility.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-23T04:36:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/06/news-endorses-goberman-for-governor-of-eastern-pines-area/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/goberman.png</image:loc><image:title>Goberman</image:title><image:caption>Goberman during a recent rally.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T16:18:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/05/its-happening-again-another-crazy-pizza-morning/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-06T12:46:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/05/joygirls-where-to-find-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pliny.png</image:loc><image:title>Pliny</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/pliny-w-howard.png</image:loc><image:title>Pliny W. Howard</image:title><image:caption>By Pliny W. Howard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-06T06:56:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/05/gladys-martinez-author-of-gentle-keith-dead-at-85/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/gladys-martinez.png</image:loc><image:title>Gladys Martinez</image:title><image:caption>Gladys Martinez is dead.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T16:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/05/are-offices-safe-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/page-14-hardy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>page 14 hardy</image:title><image:caption>Don't end up like these King Hill fuckheads. Make your office safe, yo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T14:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/05/medical-research-by-dr-yothers/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-05T13:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/03/the-rainbow-pizza-woes-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Van Palmolive Veeracut- now gone!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Our 'Make A Pizza Exercise'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The Rainbow Pizza that made everyone sick.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-03T16:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/03/five-ways-to-repurpose-leftover-pumpkins-by-david-hadbawnik/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-03T16:14:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/03/otis-nixon-1955-1989/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-03T15:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/02/samways-and-fick-consultants-electronic-learning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Samways</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-02T20:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/02/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-contesting-my-own-death-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-contesting-my-own-death-again/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-02T17:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/11/02/schropp-guest-chef-at-distant-island-foods-festival/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/schropp-island.png</image:loc><image:title>Schropp Island</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-02T16:37:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/30/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-you-are-my-halloween-costume/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thurston-shirt-2.png</image:loc><image:title>thurston shirt 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thurston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thurston</image:title><image:caption>By Dr. Kevin Thurston</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kevin-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevin large</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Kevin Thurston</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-30T17:18:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/30/i-onanist-the-literary-feast-of-brian-stig-units/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/002-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002-web</image:title><image:caption>B</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-30T14:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/28/today-in-lankville/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-28T15:01:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/28/the-battle-of-the-bra-buffets/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-28T12:51:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/27/dick-la-hoyt-1963-2015/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-27T16:54:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/27/new-dance-craze-hits-town-as-everybody-does-the-lankville-shuffle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-27T11:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/22/notes-of-an-old-man-who-lives-alone-3/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-22T17:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/22/the-lankville-daily-news-guide-to-fall-fashion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scenic.png</image:loc><image:title>scenic</image:title><image:caption>Sweaters with vehicles on them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pyramid-sweaters.png</image:loc><image:title>pyramid sweaters</image:title><image:caption>The Pyramid Sweater from</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/056f40ca34de35ec1bf57ff6190bab66.jpg</image:loc><image:title>056f40ca34de35ec1bf57ff6190bab66</image:title><image:caption>The Pumpkin Fedora from Cabbages Boy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1656213_10102192166722111_1309077832434747096_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1656213_10102192166722111_1309077832434747096_n</image:title><image:caption>By Hayley Brooke Reagan Caitlyn Jones, Fashion Attache</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-22T13:49:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/22/otis-nixon-1955-2014/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-22T12:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/22/special-report-pizza-man-disappears/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-22T12:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/21/otis-nixon-1955-2015-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-21T15:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/20/breaking-pondicherry-wins-election/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/election.png</image:loc><image:title>election</image:title><image:caption>Poll results (now official)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T19:36:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/20/clown-hamburgers-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Davis 'Bud' Huggins- where did he go?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T12:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/16/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-28/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s-l1600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>s-l1600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-16T12:46:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/15/otis-nixon-1955/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-15T17:04:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/10/15/food-allergies-a-barlow-foods-focus-as-it-offers-halloween-candy-chart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/barlow-foods.png</image:loc><image:title>Barlow 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Is it safe?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/keebaughz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KeebaughZ</image:title><image:caption>Zach Keebaugh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-30T16:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/30/i-want-to-tell-you-so-much-about-how-my-new-boyfriend-bought-me-some-candy/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-30T14:51:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/30/5304/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Scott's Mom with her birthday cake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Scott's Dad (Daddy).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-30T13:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/29/lankville-talks-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Samways</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/decision-2016.png</image:loc><image:title>Decision 2016</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jack1966.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack1966</image:title><image:caption>By Neil Cuppy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-29T19:35:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/29/ordeal-of-a-cosmonaut-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nick-del-rio-space2.png</image:loc><image:title>Nick Del Rio Space2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nick-del-rio-space.png</image:loc><image:title>Nick Del Rio Space</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-29T18:45:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/22/ordeal-of-a-cosmonaut-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/lance-blankenship.png</image:loc><image:title>Lance Blankenship</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Ernwhitts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tumblr_mjxzukovrf1qe609ko1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mjxzukovrf1qe609ko1_500</image:title><image:caption>By Nick Del Rio, Space Asshole</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-29T18:44:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/22/meeting-scotts-family-a-very-special-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/schropp-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>Schropp Logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Scott's sister</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Scott's grandmother</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>By Scott, Manager of the Pizza A-Round</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-29T18:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/29/president-pondicherry-on-the-state-of-lankville-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/pondicherry-sticker.png</image:loc><image:title>Pondicherry Sticker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-29T11:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/28/new-presidential-poll-issued-today/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-28T15:59:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/24/brock-belvederes-guide-to-the-2016-presidential-race/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-28T12:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/24/jennifers-to-throw-hat-in-16-ring-morality-candidate-to-challenge-pondicherry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/jennifer-amanda.png</image:loc><image:title>Jennifer Amanda</image:title><image:caption>Amanda Jennifers, Morality Party.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-24T14:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/24/samways-and-fick-consultants-organizational-development/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-24T12:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/23/schropp-book-filth-says-local-activist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/6975287-10f2568580e1f7e10d09dd1134c125ed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6975287-10f2568580e1f7e10d09dd1134c125ed</image:title><image:caption>Schropp's new book causing a rumpus.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-23T19:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/23/i-want-to-be-your-feelings-coach/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-23T13:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/22/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-the-horror-of-fire-point/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-22T16:56:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/20/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-27/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-20T12:21:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/18/gump-penetrates-7/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-18T18:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/18/samways-and-fick-consultants-recruiting-services/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-18T13:46:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/17/update-on-the-pizza-cult-cuisine-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Real or imagined, the baby pizza slice still haunts me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-17T12:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/16/police-station-number-changes-nearly-finished/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/1374350-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1374350-L</image:title><image:caption>Former Station 115 (Western Cave District), now to become Station 9 or Station 2, according to conflicting reports.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-16T12:58:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/16/getting-to-know-nick-del-rio-astronaut/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-16T11:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/15/ordeal-of-a-cosmonaut-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-15T18:17:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/15/president-pondicherry-on-the-state-of-lankville-5/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-15T17:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/15/latest-news-about-hell-by-zach-keebaugh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/192b8maklyixhjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>192b8maklyixhjpg</image:title><image:caption>The Cave of Sibyl.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/192b5nsvfyxggjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>192b5nsvfyxggjpg</image:title><image:caption>The Seven Gates of Hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/192b5bwpquwskjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>192b5bwpquwskjpg</image:title><image:caption>The Hell-Mouth of Route 71.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/billy-red-sprayberry.png</image:loc><image:title>Billy Red Sprayberry</image:title><image:caption>By Billy Red Sprayberry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hell-latest-news.png</image:loc><image:title>Hell- Latest News</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-15T15:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/15/is-there-an-evil-side-to-pizza-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Actual footage of the slice!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Paranormal Investigator Dexter Kornish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/11873553_1069713626383092_2564206121617208657_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11873553_1069713626383092_2564206121617208657_n</image:title><image:caption>By Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-15T15:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/14/ordeal-of-a-cosmonaut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/960279_10152816536645696_707298674_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>960279_10152816536645696_707298674_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_mjxzukovrf1qe609ko1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mjxzukoVRF1qe609ko1_500</image:title><image:caption>Nick Del Rio, Space Asshole Correspondent</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-14T16:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/14/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-picking-out-a-mattress-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-picking-out-a-mattress-again/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-14T14:34:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/14/lanklove-on-the-rocks-sex-scandal-as-popular-site-gets-hacked/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-14T12:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/10/samways-and-fick-consultants-a-paid-advertisement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/samways.jpg</image:loc><image:title>samways</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Samways</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/devon-fick_graphs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devon fick_graphs</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Fick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-10T12:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/10/the-pizza-inn-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Not the greatest pie ever made.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>"The Black Olive Room"- my favorite!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Richmond St. Dunesberry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The lovely "Pizza Inn" off Highway 62.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-10T12:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/03/cream-the-new-miracle-cure-for-impotence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>My CREAM. Comes in tubes or mason jars with little gingham fabric tops.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-03T13:51:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/02/notes-from-the-stage-floor-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The Floating Baby Pizza Slice- true evil?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The actor playing 'Ektar' (Running Cheese)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-02T17:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/09/01/notes-of-an-old-man-who-lives-alone-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ln-global-small.png</image:loc><image:title>ln-global-small.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-01T12:16:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/28/opinion-you-can-spend-a-whole-day-at-three-pines-double-tiered-strip-mall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11899767_119320178417279_6247090769243172446_n2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11899767_119320178417279_6247090769243172446_n</image:title><image:caption>By Tammy La Hoyt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11899767_119320178417279_6247090769243172446_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11899767_119320178417279_6247090769243172446_n</image:title><image:caption>By Tammy La Hoyt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tammy-big.png</image:loc><image:title>Tammy-Big</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11899767_119320178417279_6247090769243172446_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11899767_119320178417279_6247090769243172446_n</image:title><image:caption>By Tammy La Hoyt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T14:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/27/lankville-daily-news-readers-speak-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ww23_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hennpict</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-27T12:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/26/barlow-foods-pharmacy-earns-no-1-national-ranking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/floyd-miller.png</image:loc><image:title>Floyd Miller</image:title><image:caption>By Floyd Miller </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-26T16:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/25/gump-penetrates-6/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-25T16:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/25/the-electronics-cranny-operation-telephone-2025/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/operation-telephone-popular-electronics-sep-1961-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>operation-telephone-popular-electronics-sep-1961-6</image:title><image:caption>Figure One</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/operation-telephone-popular-electronics-sep-1961-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>operation-telephone-popular-electronics-sep-1961-4</image:title><image:caption>Special Services Control Center- the world's first all-electronic telephone central office, now serving customers in, is but a portion of overall network shown in block form below. The system was developed by Bell Telephone Laboratories.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T15:25:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/25/notes-from-the-stage-floor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The dream creatures Zachariah will encounter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Lizzie Starlight- who really is completely bald!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​One of the many spanking scenes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The original cast, Zachariah is on the far right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11892143_831666651326_6331654262177527751_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11892143_831666651326_6331654262177527751_n</image:title><image:caption>By Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-25T14:00:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/24/longest-running-home-improvement-project-in-lankville-to-continue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>All the world’s...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The “First Notion” </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>“What’s going on under there?” </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T13:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/21/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-25/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-21T11:49:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/20/cheese-falls-on-royer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/11923625_10155910127420696_3130503699375428204_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11923625_10155910127420696_3130503699375428204_n</image:title><image:caption>Royer with the cheese on his head.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-20T12:04:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/19/famed-pizza-disturbance-closes-after-61-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pizzeria-for-lease.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizzeria-for-lease</image:title><image:caption>The site of "The Pizza Disturbance" before Brian Schropp set it on fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-19T18:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/19/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-11/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-19T14:19:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/18/millennials-are-moving-back-to-lankville-and-living-like-kings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/297760_10100163590515275_1629293596_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>297760_10100163590515275_1629293596_n</image:title><image:caption>Cradles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chrostine-plaza.png</image:loc><image:title>Chrostine Plaza</image:title><image:caption>Psy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/559442_349832341748403_2009422914_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>559442_349832341748403_2009422914_n</image:title><image:caption>Nora Jeans McGriff </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ya7-1910396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ya7-1910396</image:title><image:caption>B</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cradles.png</image:loc><image:title>cradles</image:title><image:caption>Cra</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/young-woman-gardener-watering-salat-plant-11495796.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young-woman-gardener-watering-salat-plant-11495796</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T17:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/18/beware-of-traveling-pizza-men-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The Traveling Pizza Men, please beware!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Neil Cuppy, a 'sucker' for pizza.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>A picture from the 'pizza prohibition' years. A very dark time in our history.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T12:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/17/opinion-im-tony-pepperony-and-yes-i-fill-holes-with-your-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tonypwife.png</image:loc><image:title>tonypwife</image:title><image:caption>By Tony Pepperony</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tonyp3.png</image:loc><image:title>tonyp3</image:title><image:caption>Mr. and Mrs. Tony Pepperony</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T17:13:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/17/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-24/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/41fdfe37b7e229b9b15d50e87ca459ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41fdfe37b7e229b9b15d50e87ca459ad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/22075220003_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>22075220003_large</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/seagull_orig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seagull_orig</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T15:42:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/14/oakes-jr-to-publish-short-story-collection/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/no-merit.png</image:loc><image:title>No Merit</image:title><image:caption>No Merit in It: The Collected Stories of Dick Oakes, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/larry-god-peters.png</image:loc><image:title>Larry God Peters</image:title><image:caption>By Larry "God" Peters</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-14T17:21:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/13/gump-penetrates-5/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-13T11:39:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/12/summer-thunder-by-jill-candles-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-12T18:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/12/opinion-students-must-stop-defecating-in-public/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/def2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>def2</image:title><image:caption>Alternate view</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/def1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>def1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dave-scharlesberger.png</image:loc><image:title>Dave Scharlesberger</image:title><image:caption>By Dave Scharlesberger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T14:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/12/5-things-that-disgust-me-in-men-by-5-famous-lankville-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/prof.png</image:loc><image:title>Prof</image:title><image:caption>DR. GINA TORREZ-KEEBLER, Professor of Gender and Women's Studies, University of Southern Lankville Plains</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pic-rbrox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pic-rbrox</image:title><image:caption>ROBIN BROX- Businesswoman, Founder Brox Uncolored Condiments</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/le-nora-st-james.png</image:loc><image:title>Le Nora St. James</image:title><image:caption>LE NORA ST. JAMES, Jungle Movie Actress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/five.png</image:loc><image:title>five</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T13:46:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/12/gump-penetrates-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dr-thurston.png</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Thurston</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Thurston (left) with a men's.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T11:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/11/sing-us-a-song-piano-man-bourdealeau-to-revive-memories-of-nights-at-casa-montecristo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bou.png</image:loc><image:title>Bou</image:title><image:caption>Paul</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bourdealeau.png</image:loc><image:title>Bourdealeau</image:title><image:caption>Paul</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/eric-klox.png</image:loc><image:title>Eric Klox</image:title><image:caption>By Eric Klox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T19:50:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/11/john-knewstubs-hard-cold-spiritual-facts-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-11T17:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/10/is-it-safe-to-change-a-tire-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/aaeaaqaaaaaaaaxhaaaajdu5yzm0odcwltnizdetndkzny05zdllltvlymewndvlzwizoq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AAEAAQAAAAAAAAXhAAAAJDU5YzM0ODcwLTNiZDEtNDkzNy05ZDllLTVlYmEwNDVlZWIzOQ</image:title><image:caption>Neptune CEO</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/woman-changing-tire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-changing-tire</image:title><image:caption>There's really no need to put out a fucking triangle like those asshole but you should still use caution when changing a tire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-12T02:13:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/11/government-seeks-to-close-funeral-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title><image:caption>Shenanigans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title><image:caption>Shenanigans </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T15:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/11/the-bsu-strikes-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>I wish I could tell you who this reporter is!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The cover of Scott's exciting new book 'The Pizza Trade'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T12:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/10/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-while-photocopying-my-ass-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-while-photocopying-my-ass-again/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-10T16:36:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/10/behind-the-stats-with-corn-kernels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_3433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3433</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corn</image:title><image:caption>By Corn Kernels</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-10T14:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/10/notes-of-an-old-man-who-lives-alone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/luman-harris.png</image:loc><image:title>Luman Harris</image:title><image:caption>By Luman Cans Harris</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-10T12:45:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/07/hadbawnik-announces-2016-presidential-bid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/10383084_553888541412180_7295192065874618611_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10383084_553888541412180_7295192065874618611_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T17:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/07/cleanliness-questioned-at-area-barlow-foods-store/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barlow2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barlow2</image:title><image:caption>A detailed view of the frozen pink explosion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/barlow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barlow1</image:title><image:caption>A view of the freezer in question.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/buck-igloos.png</image:loc><image:title>Buck Igloos</image:title><image:caption>By Buck Igloos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T14:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/07/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-23/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/howard_johnsons_motor_lodge_-_penns_grove_new_jersey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howard_Johnson's_Motor_Lodge_-_Penns_Grove,_New_Jersey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T14:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/04/opinion-it-will-be-an-injustice-if-you-dont-read-my-latest-novel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/cust-shirley-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Cust Shirley 2</image:title><image:caption>If the cover of my latest novel can't get you going, then we better check your pulse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-04T16:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/04/upcoming-titles-from-lankville-authors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Kevin Thurston, expert on Men's Feelings, consults with an area female.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-04T14:48:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/04/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-22/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-01T16:08:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/08/04/a-truckers-food-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Trucker Joe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Could a simple ham and swiss sandwich win?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Trucker's families love to cram into a nice small kiddie pool.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-04T12:17:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/31/ask-catrin-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/catrin.png</image:loc><image:title>catrin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-31T12:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/30/i-want-to-tell-you-so-much-about-how-my-new-boyfriend-and-i-went-to-the-beach/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-30T15:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/30/dr-kevin-thurston-speaks-on-radio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/11731656_10205011302745666_1531176178927386224_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11731656_10205011302745666_1531176178927386224_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-30T12:54:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/29/royers-madcap-experiences-the-phantom-car-balloon-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/royer-van2.png</image:loc><image:title>royer van2</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-30T12:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/29/pondicherry-on-the-public-nudity-epidemic-in-lankville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/public.png</image:loc><image:title>public</image:title><image:caption>One of the new signs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>One of the new signs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T17:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/29/ice-cream-or-frozen-yogurt-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/132186-sorbetwithtoppings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>132186-Sorbetwithtoppings</image:title><image:caption>Looks good, but is it crap?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T14:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/29/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-21/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/another-view-outside1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>another-view-outside</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/another-view-outside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>another-view-outside</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T13:18:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/29/odds-and-ends-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>A happy customer at the bra lunch buffet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Gelatin Surprise with Canned Western Lankville Sausages</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T12:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/19/schropps-breakfast-sandwich-boy-enters-bestseller-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-3</image:title><image:caption>Schropp's bestselling tome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T12:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/17/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-10/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-27T03:02:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/17/oral-histories-of-some-former-lankville-pugilists-7/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-17T11:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/15/a-chubby-steals-the-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ed62411f970b-600wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341c630a53ef0133ed62411f970b-600wi</image:title><image:caption>The tank confused patrons.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pjs.png</image:loc><image:title>pjs</image:title><image:caption>C</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chubbette.png</image:loc><image:title>chubbette</image:title><image:caption>Ch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T13:53:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/14/the-food-challenge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Still proud of my meat bits loaf creation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T14:35:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/14/meet-the-reporters-of-the-lankville-daily-news-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/royer-folding-chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Royer- folding chair</image:title><image:caption>By Rafael Kettlebells</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T13:04:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/14/opinion-im-making-that-good-toilet-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/toilet-money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet-money</image:title><image:caption>Suzy's making that good toilet money.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T12:49:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/13/schropp-releases-breakfast-sandwich-boy-holds-book-signing/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-13T15:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/13/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-20/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/200098_m.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>200098_m</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-13T14:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/23/meet-the-reporters-of-the-lankville-daily-news-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-09T14:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/09/death-claims-cartoonist-werley-author-of-the-astonishing-sphere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/man-looking.png</image:loc><image:title>Man Looking</image:title><image:caption>We</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/astonishing.png</image:loc><image:title>Astonishing</image:title><image:caption>A</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-09T12:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/08/televisions-free-to-a-good-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tv3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tv3</image:title><image:caption>Ms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tv2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tv2</image:title><image:caption>Alternate view of the sets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tv</image:title><image:caption>She</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-08T19:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/08/police-issue-tawny-alert-over-strange-handbills-schropp-briefly-questioned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/schropp.png</image:loc><image:title>schropp</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp on Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>One</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-08T13:41:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/06/is-mall-nut-kiosk-cursed-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-08T09:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/07/pondicherry-yoga-is-it-safe/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-07T18:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/07/stations-a-gas-for-area-youths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chariot-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Chariot 2</image:title><image:caption>Just Loafin': Area Youths Keither Turley and Gina Quaint.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chariot-cabin.png</image:loc><image:title>Chariot Cabin</image:title><image:caption>Rev</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-07T18:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/07/meet-the-reporters-of-the-lankville-daily-news-3/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-07T12:44:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/07/a-tour-of-my-local-lankville-os-processing-plant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The 'Killing Floor'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Plant workers dong their best to make every can special</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>CEO Wally Denmark</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>My local processing plant 671B</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-07T12:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/29/five-things-you-need-to-know-about-candy-corns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/candy_corns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy_corns</image:title><image:caption>Candy corns. Do you know five things about them?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/zach-keebaugh1.png</image:loc><image:title>Zach Keebaugh</image:title><image:caption>By Zach Keebaugh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T17:19:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/06/why-is-this-old-lady-staring-at-these-stuffed-animals-in-this-weird-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stuffed-animals.png</image:loc><image:title>Stuffed Animals</image:title><image:caption>Here's the two stuffed animals that the old lady was pawing at.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stuffed-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Stuffed 2</image:title><image:caption>This is the crazy old lady I was telling you about.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T17:18:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/01/area-jackass-has-like-fucking-trash-in-his-front-yard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Would you just look at the fucking trash that this area jackass has?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T17:17:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/09/planning-for-your-retirement-5-things-you-need-to-know-by-zach-keebaugh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/teete-rozema.png</image:loc><image:title>Teete Rozema</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Teete-Rozema, creator of the Teete-Rozema Bill.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T17:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/19/is-rubber-mulch-safe-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/playground-with-mulchcurbs-and-mats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>playground-with-mulchcurbs-and-mats</image:title><image:caption>Fun Playground....or HELL?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/11011930_10101308148072699_198558369850803065_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11011930_10101308148072699_198558369850803065_n</image:title><image:caption>Zachary Keebaugh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T17:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/01/are-oscillating-fans-safe-a-zach-keebaugh-investigation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Fifty years ago called. They want their oscillating fan back.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T17:13:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/03/the-lankville-national-archives-a-magical-discovery-of-our-shared-heritage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/apeshit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apeshit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Curator Steve Pilgrims. Pilgrims gave us this weird expression for reasons unclear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>"I Have a Cabinet" mini-magazine. Origin unknown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/this-bitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this bitch</image:title><image:caption>The infamous "This Bitch Has a Green Patina" flier. Origin unknown.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T12:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/03/president-pondicherry-on-the-state-of-lankville-4/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-03T11:20:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/02/getting-to-know-your-local-restaurateurs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The 'Bra Buffet Special' $9.98 for BOTH cups.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T12:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/07/01/real-life-cases-of-the-lankville-police-department-3/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-01T12:18:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/30/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-19/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tropic.png</image:loc><image:title>tropic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T17:54:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/30/the-electronics-cranny-new-products-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/trauma-microphone.png</image:loc><image:title>Trauma Microphone</image:title><image:caption>The Trauma Microphone from The Tubelabs Company.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/existence.png</image:loc><image:title>Existence</image:title><image:caption>Existence by Danny Madison.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T12:34:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/29/its-time-to-inflate-your-feelings-tube/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-29T12:07:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/26/theatre-new-play-misses-mark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/theatre.png</image:loc><image:title>Theatre</image:title><image:caption>C</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/theatre-review.png</image:loc><image:title>Theatre Review</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-01T16:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/25/mclemore-to-defend-small-motel-girl-wrestling-title-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tandy-mclemore-wrestler.png</image:loc><image:title>Tandy McLemore Wrestler</image:title><image:caption>Tandy McLemore, Champion.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-25T14:38:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/25/i-want-to-tell-you-about-how-i-got-back-together-with-my-new-boyfriend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ashley-large.png</image:loc><image:title>Ashley large</image:title><image:caption>By Ashley Pfeiffers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-25T13:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/25/this-just-in-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/crying-girl.png</image:loc><image:title>Crying Girl</image:title><image:caption>Dylan, the sad girl, crying (file photo).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tears_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tears_3</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Samways, Contributing Female, crying while underwater.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-25T16:03:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/24/blood-on-the-crown-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/brian-schropp.png</image:loc><image:title>Brian Schropp</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T13:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/23/summer-scandal-snack-machines-still-not-up-to-snuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Slim pickins as snack oasis goes dry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Bull-oney: Not such an “incredibull” selection</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-23T16:20:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/22/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/chris-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris-website</image:title><image:caption>By Chris Vitiello</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-22T14:17:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/22/the-electronics-cranny-all-about-little-scanners-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-22T13:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/18/blood-on-the-crown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​"I give you--THE CROWN OF FRANKFURTERS!!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Goofy Hotdog Guy- the true killer!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Delightful renaissance singers singing ballads about hot dogs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Scott in his traditional outfit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​'Sir Frank's Medieval Hot Dog Theme Park'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-18T12:45:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/16/ask-a-medievalist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Adult toys were sold much in the same manner that they are today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>One of the few remaining medieval "memory holes". The tiles were removed and made into a fountain at a mall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Funny hat (file photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-16T12:03:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/15/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-18/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/15818614903_1403560a19_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15818614903_1403560a19_z</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-15T14:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/10/bumpkin-vanishes-here-may-be-victim-of-kidnappers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jackie-keys.png</image:loc><image:title>Jackie Keys</image:title><image:caption>Last known image of Keys is this secret hidden surveillance photo from his room at the El Patio Motel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-11T02:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/10/odds-and-ends-by-brian-schropp-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The very delightful 'Lankville O's Gelatin Dinner Time Surprise'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The new, trendy BSS tattoo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>By Scott, Manager of the Pizza A-Round</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-10T13:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/08/employee-printing-out-an-awful-lot-of-lion-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/leo-the-lion-animal-cat-face-lion-1024x768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leo-the-lion-animal-cat-face-lion-1024x768</image:title><image:caption>One of the lion pictures seized this morning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>One of the lion pictures seized this morning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-08T16:25:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/08/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-while-renting-a-belt-sander-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-while-renting-a-belt-sander-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/la-hoyt-large.png</image:loc><image:title>La Hoyt Large</image:title><image:caption>Dick La Hoyt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-08T15:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/03/yes-i-urinated-on-a-rack-of-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/chief-hogsett.png</image:loc><image:title>Chief Hogsett</image:title><image:caption>By Chief Hogsett</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T19:40:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/03/i-want-to-tell-you-about-how-me-and-my-new-boyfriend-broke-up/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-03T13:14:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/02/gump-penetrates-3/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-02T18:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/02/pizza-for-pondicherry-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>My manager Scott relaxing at home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T12:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/21/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-17/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-01T16:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/06/01/shoes-to-die-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/emperors-new-shoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emperor's new shoes</image:title><image:caption>A</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kimg0022.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KIMG0022</image:title><image:caption>A</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/anguished-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anguished-woman</image:title><image:caption>By Suzy Sweetly-Services</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-01T13:32:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/29/the-small-towns-of-lankville-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Main Street, Curtberg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-31T03:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/27/challenge-ring-busted-top-cop-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/challenge-ring.png</image:loc><image:title>Challenge Ring</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T14:48:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/27/how-to-get-the-party-started/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mr-mentor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr.mentor</image:title><image:caption>By Mr. Mentor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T13:00:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/27/pizza-for-pondicherry-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Scott, Manager of the Pizza A-Round</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T12:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/27/oversized-beach-ball-accident-season-fast-approaching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/beachball.png</image:loc><image:title>Beachball</image:title><image:caption>This could be you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-27T12:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/26/schropp-keynote-speaker-at-bowls-of-meat-festival/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/schropp-meat.png</image:loc><image:title>Schropp Meat</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp on Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jackie-diets.png</image:loc><image:title>Jackie Diets</image:title><image:caption>Jackie Sheds, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-26T14:39:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/20/jeepers-creepers-when-did-he-get-mr-peepers-pondicherry-has-new-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/buck-igloos.png</image:loc><image:title>Buck Igloos</image:title><image:caption>Buck Igloos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-20T17:18:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/20/i-want-to-tell-you-about-how-my-new-boyfriend-gave-me-his-class-ring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ashley-large.png</image:loc><image:title>Ashley large</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Pfeiffers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-20T13:45:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/20/brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Fancy pasta with pork and quiche.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​'The Maple Chicken' which I had before.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​My friend Eddie, the originator of the bra buffet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-20T13:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/12/i-want-to-tell-you-all-about-my-new-boyfriend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lakehurst262.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lakehurst262</image:title><image:caption>Twin Removed Pines Mall where my boyfriend played his guitar to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ashley-pfeiffers.png</image:loc><image:title>Ashley Pfeiffers</image:title><image:caption>By Ashley Pfeiffers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T19:44:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/19/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-16/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T19:08:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/21/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T19:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/20/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/84377.jpg</image:loc><image:title>84377</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T18:59:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/13/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/37c280c99d4dfd3d10b86ac2a00a2a35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>37c280c99d4dfd3d10b86ac2a00a2a35</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T18:59:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/23/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/50.png</image:loc><image:title>50</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T18:58:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/11/opinion-if-you-havent-been-to-a-randy-pendletons-you-havent-eaten/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/turnpike1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turnpike1</image:title><image:caption>Randy Pendleton's: What's Taking You So Long?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T22:55:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/13/shake-brought/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/img_3752.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3752</image:title><image:caption>The shake that was brought.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T22:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/13/pageant-to-give-area-girls-a-chance-to-shine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/11173390_10100236517224844_8405674330144152136_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11173390_10100236517224844_8405674330144152136_n</image:title><image:caption>The lovely ladies of the pageant: (L to R): Emma Reaves, Caitlin Beeb, Catrin Lloyd-Bollard. Encourager Royer at back.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T14:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/12/pizza-success-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The new 'Pizza Eggwich' which sells for $12.98</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/brian-schropp.png</image:loc><image:title>Brian Schropp</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp on Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-12T16:54:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/12/lankville-sit-ins-target-pondicherry/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-12T13:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/11/on-my-webinar-and-my-summit-by-dr-kevin-thurston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/thurston-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thurston Crying</image:title><image:caption>A still from my new webinar, "It's Alright to Cry".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-11T19:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/11/barlow-foods-ranks-best-in-entire-world-for-reputation-poll-says/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-01T19:06:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/08/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-15/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/skokie10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skokie10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-10T10:56:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/08/trucker-joes-tales-of-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The Fried Egg Hot Dog- A trucker's dream!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​"The walking lane" on Interstate 63</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​"The Devil's Bend" near Highway 402</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Trucker Joe</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-08T14:22:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/07/royer-buys-box-of-puppies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/royer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royer</image:title><image:caption>Royer: Puppy Daddy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T18:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/05/07/exciting-new-scaffolding-takes-shape-outside-hadoobian-hall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Prior to erection.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/scaffold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scaffold</image:title><image:caption>Scaffold bounty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T18:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/29/run-to-the-hills-the-denouement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Nickelbee- the LAST person I wanted to see.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T12:30:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/28/you-deserve-a-presentation-oar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img-thing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img-thing</image:title><image:caption>A Tingley Presentation Oar is the best presentation oar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-28T17:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/28/kitchen-kerfluffle-leaves-hurt-feelings-unsightly-mess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The "mess".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-28T16:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/28/opinion-ive-been-punched-while-owling-before-ill-be-punched-while-owling-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/female_barn_owl_1_6796240760.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Female_Barn_Owl_1_(6796240760)</image:title><image:caption>Female barn owl (file photo)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dick-la-hoyt.png</image:loc><image:title>Dick La Hoyt</image:title><image:caption>Dick La Hoyt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-01T03:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/27/gourds-in-spring-breaking-the-stigma/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/p8181808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P8181808</image:title><image:caption>The majestic beauty of a dangling gourd.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-27T12:23:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/24/horoscopes-by-sheeba-incaviglia-6/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-24T17:36:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/24/paisley-elected-treasurer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/loaff-paisley.png</image:loc><image:title>Loaff Paisley</image:title><image:caption>New treasurer Loaff Paisley.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-24T16:32:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/23/columnist-hadbawnik-nabs-ph-d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/elliott-cumber-lanny.png</image:loc><image:title>Elliott Cumber-Lanny</image:title><image:caption>By Elliott Cumber-Lanny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T18:51:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/20/i-want-to-tell-you-so-much-more-about-my-new-boyfriend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/opinions.png</image:loc><image:title>opinions</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-17T21:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/17/opinion-just-because-i-throw-knives-into-cardboard-boxes-hidden-under-my-bedspread-doesnt-mean-im-crazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pump-minger.png</image:loc><image:title>Pump Minger</image:title><image:caption>By Pump Minger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-27T02:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/17/i-want-to-tell-you-about-how-me-and-my-new-boyfriend-went-and-got-pizza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/20111205-v-and-t-pizza-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20111205-V-And-T-Pizza-05</image:title><image:caption>It's the pizza my new boyfriend bought for me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-17T16:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/17/this-just-in-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/plugged-in.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plugged in</image:title><image:caption>Another stock image we bought off a guy in an alley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/samways2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samways2</image:title><image:caption>By Sarah Samways</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-17T15:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/16/the-man-i-was-by-dr-kevin-thurston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/who-dat.png</image:loc><image:title>who dat</image:title><image:caption>Me as a Young Man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T19:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/14/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-14/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/5399256588_f5429fed21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5399256588_f5429fed21</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-14T17:13:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/10/run-to-the-hills-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>RIP Nate Grossbaum: What Were You Thinking?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Schropp Hill People L to R- "Hamburger", "Franz", "Strong Fist", "Sweet Berry"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brian-schropp.png</image:loc><image:title>Brian Schropp</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp on Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-10T11:51:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/09/the-five-mistakes-you-made-at-the-epic-poetry-recital-contest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/recital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>recital</image:title><image:caption>Don't wear one of these to your epic poetry recital either</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Don't wear one of these to your epic poetry recital</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>By Pa-hinn Cruikshank</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-09T12:51:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/04/01/run-to-the-hills-my-adventures-in-the-hill-country-of-deep-northern-suburban-lankville-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The beautiful but dangerous Hill Country of Deep Northern Suburban Lankville</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The man by the dumpsters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​Oscar and Omar- my "cleaning team" I know they really love me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T11:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/31/rare-plants-in-a-fragile-ecosystem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cultivating-a-garden-in-the-woods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cultivating a garden in the woods</image:title><image:caption>A garden in the woods behind the mall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sally-bolting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sally bolting</image:title><image:caption>Sally Bolting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-31T13:35:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/26/pizza-cabin-launches-cookie-pizza/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/pizza-slice-cookies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pizza-Slice-Cookies</image:title><image:caption>The</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T13:51:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/25/he-said-she-said-decoding-lankvilles-dating-lingo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>How you feel about this closing elevator could determine the fate of your romantic life</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T12:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/22/area-grocery-store-to-dispense-utensils-one-at-a-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/barlow1.png</image:loc><image:title>Barlow</image:title><image:caption>Barlow Foods CEO John Barlow.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-24T15:09:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/24/ric-royer-from-the-depths-of-his-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/royer-heart.png</image:loc><image:title>royer heart</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-24T14:46:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/24/barlow-foods-reorganizing-several-stores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/barlow2.png</image:loc><image:title>Barlow2</image:title><image:caption>John Barlow: Firing People?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-24T14:35:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/24/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-5/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-24T13:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/24/to-catch-a-thief-part-two-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Danny "Elf Boy" Finlay's sleeping hole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The micro-recorder Scott savagely wrapped around me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-24T12:01:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/23/president-pondicherry-on-why-we-wont-be-picking-your-garbage-up-anymore/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-23T18:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/20/opinion-it-is-an-unjustice-that-my-novels-have-not-garnered-a-wider-audience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cust-shirley.png</image:loc><image:title>Cust Shirley</image:title><image:caption>By Cust Shirley, Writer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-23T17:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/19/royer-to-purchase-burger-rex-franchise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/11046435_10155261253280696_2512023287949551245_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11046435_10155261253280696_2512023287949551245_o</image:title><image:caption>Retro automobile booth. Note the man crying in the background.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-19T16:17:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/19/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-at-the-doctors-office-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-at-the-doctors-office-again/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-19T12:35:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/19/and-the-best-public-restroom-in-lankville-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>“I go there all the time,:</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/trent-stieb.png</image:loc><image:title>Trent Stieb</image:title><image:caption>By Trent Steib</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-19T12:18:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/18/to-catch-a-thief-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​The Mid-Morning Snack Pizza which retails for $29.95</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>From L to R- "Big" Eddie Jones, Munny Joseph, Danny "Elf Boy" Finlay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-18T12:18:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/12/my-recovery-a-physical-and-spiritual-journey/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-12T14:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/11/mouthy-sanctimonious-24-year-old-hasnt-produced-any-trash-in-3-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gretchen-chairley.png</image:loc><image:title>Gretchen Chairley</image:title><image:caption>Chairley talks about her la-di-da lifestyle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>While most of us who have jobs utilize "trash cans", Chairley has a jar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T19:31:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/11/new-mall-to-feature-roaring-chasms-of-fire/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-11T13:57:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/11/john-knewstubs-hard-cold-spiritual-facts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/john2.png</image:loc><image:title>John2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/john.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John</image:title><image:caption>With John Knew</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T19:34:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/11/now-i-understand-the-pain-of-a-south-lankvillian-a-very-special-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Worker in Hazmat Suit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The "VIP Room"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Customers preparing for their meals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Fritz Malone with a lemur.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Joe's fender bender.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10341892_789498825986_7741163766792121669_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10341892_789498825986_7741163766792121669_n</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp on Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T12:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/10/ask-catrin-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-10T19:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/10/mens-feelings-expert-thurston-injured-in-ice-mishap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/10830637_720797481371997_4499025907105805157_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10830637_720797481371997_4499025907105805157_o</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Kevin Thurston, expert in men's feelings, shortly before he fell on his wrist.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-10T19:03:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/10/lankville-vending-machines-under-new-management/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Sad Sacks: Area Youths Dispirited at Dearth of Snacks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Read it and Reap: Under New Management </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-10T19:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/06/royer-to-appear-nude/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-06-at-9-26-01-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2015-03-06 at 9.26.01 AM</image:title><image:caption>One of the Royer nude photographs (money shot removed).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-10T17:35:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/06/adventures-in-the-red-light-pizza-district-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Ralphie the monkey, who I mistook for a bumpkin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>The "Bumpkin Delight" I never got to try.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Honey Rose, the oldest pizza stripper in the district.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>Roberto, the club owner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-06T18:10:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/06/seven-habits-of-highly-successful-lankvillians/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed-1.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they are looking down on you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Lankville’s finest having a “gabfest”.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/shabnam-riaz-picture-pakistani-female-news-anchor-at-ptv-world38864599_20132635919.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shabnam-Riaz-Picture-Pakistani-Female-News-Anchor-at-PTV-World38864599_20132635919</image:title><image:caption>Shelley Reports</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-06T11:06:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/03/02/so-you-daft-assholes-will-debate-the-fucking-color-of-a-pair-of-pants-but-you-wont-read-the-lankville-daily-news/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-03T01:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/27/report-hundreds-have-disappeared-into-local-snowbank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/snowbank.png</image:loc><image:title>snowbank</image:title><image:caption>The viciou</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-27T17:28:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/27/gump-penetrates-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sebastiancabot-twilightzone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meet the Columnists</image:title><image:caption>Gump Tibbs</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-03T01:39:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/25/let-me-help-you-with-your-elevator-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>By a device inside an elevator.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T18:22:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/25/im-gonna-beat-the-piss-out-of-that-guy-at-the-mens-shop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mens-store.png</image:loc><image:title>men's store</image:title><image:caption>The Fashion Elephant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_lmlxkw96fd1qaxor9o1_12801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lmlxkw96fd1qaxor9o1_12801</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T15:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/25/royers-madcap-experiences-i-will-box-you/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-25T14:43:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/25/update-my-talk-with-a-bumpkin-specialist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bump2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bump2</image:title><image:caption>A stunned Dr. Woodard ponders this development.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bump</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Carl Woodard, Bumpkin Specialist</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T14:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/25/condiment-horrors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/11003976_10153620388682785_1775749182_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11003976_10153620388682785_1775749182_n</image:title><image:caption>The mayonnaise that almost killed Suzy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/anguished-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anguished woman</image:title><image:caption>By Suzy Sweetly-Services</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-27T00:42:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/20/this-woman-came-to-renew-her-license-she-didnt-notice-that-we-have-balloons-though/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/balloon-woman.png</image:loc><image:title>Balloon Woman</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Lawrence W. Bundles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-20T19:30:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/19/opinion-if-i-ever-wear-a-shirt-ill-be-killed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/7501397110_05f1c667dc_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7501397110_05f1c667dc_z</image:title><image:caption>By Peter O'Calendar-Bays</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T15:43:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/19/a-double-dose-of-doomsday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>By Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T14:20:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/19/five-white-guys-declare-open-for-business/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The White Men.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T13:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/16/royer-knighted-in-solemn-wet-hill-ceremony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/royer.png</image:loc><image:title>Royer</image:title><image:caption>Sir Ric</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-16T16:40:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/16/this-just-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/steve-bob-horner.png</image:loc><image:title>Steve Bob-Horner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/samways2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samways2</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Samways, Contributing Female</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-18T03:08:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/13/opinion-my-favorite-time-of-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tree3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree3</image:title><image:caption>Beauty of the season (night view).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tree</image:title><image:caption>Beauty of the season</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-13T18:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/13/madison-fights-lion-tank/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-13T13:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/12/the-electronics-cranny-make-your-own-fuzz-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fuzz-box3.png</image:loc><image:title>Fuzz Box3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fuzz-box2.png</image:loc><image:title>Fuzz Box2</image:title><image:caption>Figure Two. Note: </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fuzz-box1.png</image:loc><image:title>Fuzz Box1</image:title><image:caption>Figure One. Take note of the foot paddle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T19:32:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/12/amusement-park-opens-consumes-many-disappears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fair.png</image:loc><image:title>Fair</image:title><image:caption>Chilling photograph taken moments before </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T17:19:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/12/president-pondicherry-on-the-lankville-amusement-park-disaster/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-12T16:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/12/people-in-the-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/steve-bob-horner-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Steve Bob-Horner 2</image:title><image:caption>Steve Bob-Horner: A Person in the News</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T15:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/12/horoscopes-by-sheeba-incaviglia-5/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-12T12:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/11/area-girls-rolling-out-the-whoop-ass-cannon/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-11T13:19:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/29/breaking-area-girls-getting-all-up-in-everybodys-shit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/area-girls-2.png</image:loc><image:title>area girls 2</image:title><image:caption>The area girls that are rolling out the whoop-ass cannon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ugly_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly_man</image:title><image:caption>Brock Belvedere</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-11T12:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/10/ask-catrin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Catrin Lloyd-Bollard answers all your questions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T20:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/10/pizza-blues-by-the-slice-part-two-my-work-day-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Chet Cameron, one of the greats, now gone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Martha, the real mastermind</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T18:06:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/10/advice-for-the-weary-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Humorous stock photo that we purchased from this guy that we met online.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T16:22:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/10/the-five-people-you-meet-in-the-lankville-subway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Figure 2: Standard View of the Lankville Subway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Figure 1: "The Winter Guy"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-10T15:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/02/04/pizza-blues-by-the-slice-brian-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The picture Scott showed me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>​It's great to have Scott back!!
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/brian-schropp.png</image:loc><image:title>Brian Schropp</image:title><image:caption>By Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-04T14:49:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/30/opinion-i-sat-down-and-then-instantly-i-began-to-sink-into-the-cube/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-30T14:31:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/24/opinion-some-balloons-passed-really-close-by-my-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/balloon-man.png</image:loc><image:title>balloon man</image:title><image:caption>By an Unfortunate Man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T14:31:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/29/sanduny-spa-and-pharmacy/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-29T19:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/29/still-a-little-miffed-that-nobody-loaned-me-their-boombox/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-29T17:48:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/29/4291/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-29T17:41:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/29/president-pondicherry-on-the-state-of-lankville/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-29T15:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/29/horoscopes-by-sheeba-incaviglia-4/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-29T18:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/28/lankville-state-university-now-hiring-an-assistant-professor-of-pow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/volleyball.png</image:loc><image:title>Volleyball</image:title><image:caption>Also, we have a girls volleyball team.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T17:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/23/royer-plays-hero-in-two-separate-incidents/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-23T11:18:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/23/odds-and-ends-by-brian-schropp-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-23T10:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/20/shopping-bag-falls-over-causes-haunting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-end.png</image:loc><image:title>The End</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering of what Ms. Agrarian-Curtains saw on her kitchen wall.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T13:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/17/so-what-was-in-that-lankville-time-capsule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>Medievals playing with their pets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>By Pa-hinn Cruikshank</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T11:24:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/16/at-last-a-new-trap-for-telephone-perverts/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-16T15:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/14/opinion-ive-been-punched-while-vomiting-before-ill-be-punched-while-vomiting-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/park2bcity2bmall2blancaster2bpa2b1970s.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Park%2BCity%2BMall,%2BLancaster,%2BPA%2B1970s</image:title><image:caption>Nuts Ah! was the sight of a lot of vomiting and punching last night.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-15T19:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/15/horoscopes-by-sheeba-incaviglia-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sheeba_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sheeba_0</image:title><image:caption>Sheeba Incaviglia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-15T12:53:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/14/can-i-borrow-your-boombox/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-14T20:17:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/14/rotating-restaurant-unveiled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/revolving.png</image:loc><image:title>revolving</image:title><image:caption>Some fucking fancy-pants types enjoy The Gripping.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/derm-layboards.png</image:loc><image:title>Derm Layboards</image:title><image:caption>Elliott Cumber-Lanny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-14T18:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/13/holy-christ-i-miss-my-puppies-and-my-beer/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-13T20:25:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/13/lankville-crime-log/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/old-man-grill.png</image:loc><image:title>old man grill</image:title><image:caption>The old man who was "grilled".  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T17:31:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/24/movement-to-remember-the-bumpkins-schropp-ruins-local-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cuisine.png</image:loc><image:title>cuisine</image:title><image:caption>Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/schropp-2.png</image:loc><image:title>schropp 2</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lomax.png</image:loc><image:title>Lomax</image:title><image:caption>Ruined man Kirby Lomax. Shortly after his meeting with Schropp, Lomax fell down some steps while carrying a box of shiny tinsel. No explanation has yet been offered.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T17:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/01/today-in-breakfast-sandwiches-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/h-x-approval.png</image:loc><image:title>H.X. Approval</image:title><image:caption>Breakfast sandwich designer H.X. Approval .</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/brian-schropp.png</image:loc><image:title>Brian Schropp</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T17:01:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/13/a-critical-look-at-the-deep-northern-suburban-retirement-facilitys-cafeteria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Great Pap Pap Schropp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/schropp3.png</image:loc><image:title>schropp3</image:title><image:caption>By Brian Schropp</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T13:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/12/an-interview-with-ric-royer-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/royer3.png</image:loc><image:title>Royer3</image:title><image:caption>Ric Royer: Star and Good Citizen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T20:12:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/12/true-tales-of-the-sanduny-spa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/sandy-pfotts.png</image:loc><image:title>Sandy Pfotts</image:title><image:caption>Mrs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T17:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/12/dial-a-buddy-a-paid-advertisement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friends taking photos using smart phone</image:title><image:caption>You</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T23:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/11/triangle-garden-opened-closed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10202670_1cfa_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10202670_1cfa_m</image:title><image:caption>Some of the triangles from the triangle garden.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-11T16:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/07/news-in-brief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>"The Thrill Ball"-- another expected feature of Sensational Mons Island.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lunatic.png</image:loc><image:title>lunatic</image:title><image:caption>Maybe you want your lover to dress up as a happy, smiling tooth and distribute dental supplies while you videotape the whole thing. You'll never know if they're up for it without an open, honest line of communication.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-10T11:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/17/this-week-in-lankville-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sensational-mons.png</image:loc><image:title>sensational mons</image:title><image:caption>Still from the strange video. showing the narrator having his mouth probed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-10T11:27:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/10/leaked-drawings-of-theme-park-expose-a-subterranean-dream-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Drawing</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-10T11:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/08/president-pondicherry-on-the-state-of-lankville-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kucharek_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kucharek_4</image:title><image:caption>President Pondicherry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-08T18:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/08/area-racks-now-featuring-balloons-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/keebler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keebler</image:title><image:caption>By Bernie Keebler</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-08T17:03:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/07/guy-at-meeting-acting-a-little-arrogant-for-someone-who-is-stone-cold-bald/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/derm-layboards-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Derm Layboards 2</image:title><image:caption>Derm Layboards is bald but he acts arrogant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/brandy-transfer-tables.png</image:loc><image:title>Brandy Transfer-Tables</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T17:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/07/man-always-ready-to-help-with-community-projects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>n</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T12:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/06/ungodly-blood-curdling-scream-alerts-customers-to-pizza-arrival/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/1310650209458242828screaming-woman-hi.png</image:loc><image:title>1310650209458242828screaming-woman-hi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T03:02:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/06/the-small-towns-of-lankville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Spillner's Luncheon Counter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The famous really big anchor of New River.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-06T15:30:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/06/local-teacher-fails-entire-class/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stevette-debbie.png</image:loc><image:title>Stevette Debbie</image:title><image:caption>Teacher Stevette Debbie who lists her age as "36".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/samways.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samways</image:title><image:caption>By Sarah Samways</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T02:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/05/famed-cafeteria-to-shut-its-doors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10707249385_dc4712657b_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10707249385_dc4712657b_b</image:title><image:caption>The Giant Tart Cafeteria is entering its end times.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T19:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/05/registration-for-lankville-marathon-now-open/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering of Lankville marathoners moving through "Pork Glitter Alley".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/watts-prisinski.png</image:loc><image:title>Watts Prisinski</image:title><image:caption>Sports by Watts Prisinski</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T17:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/05/fudge-floats-and-sweet-kisses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/princess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princess</image:title><image:caption>The actual Fairy Princess of Fudge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/princess-md.png</image:loc><image:title>princess-md</image:title><image:caption>The sketch is how I remember the princess looking in my "vision" the second is the actual princess. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/parade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parade</image:title><image:caption>Scenes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T17:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/05/opinion-a-good-cup-of-joe-hits-you-right-in-the-balls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ray-tebbetts.png</image:loc><image:title>Ray Tebbetts</image:title><image:caption>By Ray Tebbetts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T16:24:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/02/hadbawnik-royer-samways-schropp-all-honored-at-luncheon/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-02T16:51:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/02/president-pondicherry-on-the-tent-murder-menace/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-02T15:31:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/02/inflamed-by-stars-and-blood-mourns-the-death-of-rudolfph-horner-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-02T12:26:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/31/nature-alcove-with-don-jars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/public-domain-komodo-dragon-picture-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>public-domain-komodo-dragon-picture (1)[3]</image:title><image:caption>The famed "Caramel Dragon".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T12:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/02/the-incident-in-the-woods-an-investigative-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/15200_10153473693552785_455611444749529149_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15200_10153473693552785_455611444749529149_n</image:title><image:caption>By Sarah Samways</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/probe.png</image:loc><image:title>probe.png</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T16:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2015/01/01/if-youre-not-eating-a-beezlers-you-are-not-eating-a-smore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/espresso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FSA/8d21000/8d217008d21749a.tif</image:title><image:caption>These guys know what a smore is. They know Beezler's.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-01T22:27:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/31/lankville-mud-pits-to-reopen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-2</image:title><image:caption>The Mud Pits are back (figure two).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>The Mud Pits are back (figure one).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T12:19:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/31/the-sanduny-spa-where-bliss-is-only-the-beginning/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-31T12:08:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/29/a-critical-look-at-the-deep-northern-suburban-holiday-party-and-the-disaster-that-followed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/college_avenue_south_201_old_moose_lodge_bloomington_courthouse_square_hd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>College_Avenue,_South,_201,_Old_Moose_Lodge,_Bloomington_Courthouse_Square_HD</image:title><image:caption>The Double-Headed Moose Lodge.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-29T13:04:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/29/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-explaining-the-me-burger-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-29T12:10:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/28/horoscopes-with-sheeba-incaviglia/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-28T11:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/28/getting-home-after-the-holidays-travel-tips-from-your-lankville-s-w-a-t-team/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>A</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/doug-andujar.png</image:loc><image:title>Doug Andujar</image:title><image:caption>Veterinarian Doug Andujar wants to make sure your turtle doesn't get rabies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-28T12:57:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/27/area-people-generally-hesitant-to-use-special-christmas-hand-towels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-2</image:title><image:caption>The special holiday-themed hand towels.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-27T13:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/26/why-is-santa-wearing-jeans-by-sarah-samways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>Why is Santa wearing jeans?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-26T17:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/04/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dick-la-hoyt.png</image:loc><image:title>Dick La Hoyt</image:title><image:caption>By Dick La Hoyt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-25T11:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/08/ive-been-thrown-into-an-industrial-tire-shredder-before-ill-be-thrown-into-an-industrial-tire-shredder-again/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-25T11:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/25/opinion-ive-been-punched-in-the-mouth-at-a-candlelit-childs-christmas-eve-pageant-before-ill-be-punched-in-the-mouth-at-a-candlelit-childs-christmas-eve-pageant-again/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-25T11:40:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/24/cathedral-bells-haunt-taunt-local-residents/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-2</image:title><image:caption>The bells about to play a hauntingly familiar tune.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>The bells of Lankville’s cathedral arriving from Lanque-Ville-sur-Lac in 1898.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T16:10:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/24/opinion-i-got-something-you-can-check-twice/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-24T15:15:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/24/madison-to-introduce-unspaced-phrase-prefixes/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-24T12:48:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/23/luxury-sanduny-sauna-spa-by-eric-gelsinger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Sanduny Spa and Pharmacy (photo by John Barlow)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dscn6074-max2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN6074-MAX2</image:title><image:caption>By Eric "Desiree" Gelsinger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T11:17:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/22/i-want-to-tell-you-about-how-my-new-boyfriend-just-got-a-guitar/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T14:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/22/a-christmas-tale-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ln-real-small1.png</image:loc><image:title>LN real small</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-22T18:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/22/no-more-fucking-around-vows-woman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title><image:caption>Barlow Foods aisle where fucking around often takes place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Genevieve Rumpus not fucking around.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-22T17:13:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/19/lankville-economic-report-by-sarah-samways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/samways.jpg</image:loc><image:title>samways</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Samways</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-22T16:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/22/a-diy-christmas-by-sarah-samways/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/166628_1800750140731_6743078_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>166628_1800750140731_6743078_n</image:title><image:caption>Samways in the Snow. It's been snowing a lot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tressels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tressels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/schropp-2.png</image:loc><image:title>schropp-2</image:title><image:caption>Brian Schropp on Cuisine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-22T21:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/21/the-bowlers-of-lankville-a-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pugel-rudy-1952.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pugel-rudy-1952</image:title><image:caption>Rudy Cheps in 1952.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-21T13:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/21/royers-madcap-experiences-the-haunted-bridge-abutment-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-21T12:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/19/madison-to-introduce-weather-simulator-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-19T18:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/19/man-finds-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The man (who finds dogs)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Literal rendering of figure of speech used in story</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/people-in-the-news.png</image:loc><image:title>People in the News</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/man2.png</image:loc><image:title>Man2</image:title><image:caption>The Man (he finds dogs)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-19T16:43:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/19/still-no-answers-in-boat-accident/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2951-boat-in-sea-shore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2951-boat-in-sea-shore</image:title><image:caption>Here's a boat (example).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-19T16:24:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/19/the-unhinged-an-interview-with-tom-vapor-rayford-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unhinged.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unhinged</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-19T14:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/horoscopes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sheeba_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sheeba_0</image:title><image:caption>Sheeba feeding you your future on a shimmering platter of love.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-01T23:11:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/18/opinion-what-do-you-get-when-you-put-a-bunny-in-a-room-full-of-partially-deflated-balloons-a-very-happy-bunny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bunny.png</image:loc><image:title>bunny</image:title><image:caption>Slips runs with a balloon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-18T18:44:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/18/3994/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>An</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/leanna-bray-bonners.png</image:loc><image:title>LeAnna Bray-Bonners</image:title><image:caption>By Gina Bradley-Komminsk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-18T18:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/18/i-aint-buying-no-ugly-fucking-plush-snowman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_lmlxkw96fd1qaxor9o1_12801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lmlxkw96Fd1qaxor9o1_1280</image:title><image:caption>By Fingers Rolly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fingers-rolly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fingers Rolly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-18T13:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/18/gump-penetrates/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-18T22:51:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/17/gourds-on-christmas-yes-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gourds.png</image:loc><image:title>gourds</image:title><image:caption>Detail of Hadbawnik's Nativity Scene which he doesn't want you to copy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dhad.png</image:loc><image:title>DHad</image:title><image:caption>Dr. David Hadbawnik</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-17T19:51:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/28/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-11/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-17T13:20:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/17/feelings-at-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/feelings.png</image:loc><image:title>Feelings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1370834_10201086648340609_1480475948_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1370834_10201086648340609_1480475948_o</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Thurston with a patient at a recent "Feelings Rally".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/thurston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thurston</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Thurston at one of his recent Feelings Seminars. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-17T13:12:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/16/my-name-is-mike-squatch-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/squatch-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Squatch 2</image:title><image:caption>Squatch working on the fire chasms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/robertreed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robertreed</image:title><image:caption>Architect Mike Squatch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T20:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/16/cuisine-sylvias-waffle-house-of-shame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/maple-syrup.png</image:loc><image:title>maple syrup</image:title><image:caption>Maple syrup comes from trees. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/red-light.png</image:loc><image:title>Red Light</image:title><image:caption>Sylvia's Waffle House of Shame (building before the Laundry).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T17:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/16/breaking-area-girls-just-ganking-the-holy-hell-out-of-this-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/area-girls-2.png</image:loc><image:title>area-girls-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T12:48:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/15/the-lankville-daily-news-guide-to-gifts-for-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/blm603.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blm603</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imx6100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imx6100</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/horse-quirk1.png</image:loc><image:title>Horse Quirk</image:title><image:caption>Horse Quick is now dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gcl1255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gcl1255</image:title><image:caption>The rickety room (scale model).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-16T10:59:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/13/this-man-bought-a-bag-of-braided-honey-wheat-pretzel-helices-you-wont-believe-what-he-found-inside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pretzels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretzels</image:title><image:caption>The bag of pretzels photographed through a weird, confusing filter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-13T15:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/12/now-more-than-ever-we-are-lankville-a-message-from-the-editor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/marles.png</image:loc><image:title>Marles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>We are Lankville.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tony-crystals.png</image:loc><image:title>Tony Crystals</image:title><image:caption>By Marles Cundiff</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-12T18:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/11/president-pondicherry-on-the-vicious-behind-slap-that-has-rocked-lankville-to-its-core/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-11T22:56:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/09/president-pondicherry-on-the-state-of-lankville-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kucharek_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kucharek_4</image:title><image:caption>President Pondicherry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-11T19:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/11/opinion-the-hues-and-shades-of-these-new-industrial-products-are-blowing-my-god-damn-fucking-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rayon.png</image:loc><image:title>rayon</image:title><image:caption>Look at the beautiful god damn fucking sheen and luster of these fucking rayon curtains.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/plastic-products.png</image:loc><image:title>Plastic Products</image:title><image:caption>Just look at this stunning array of god damn motherfucking plastics.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ford-bradley-dakota-jr.png</image:loc><image:title>Ford Bradley Dakota, Jr.</image:title><image:caption>By Ford Bradley Dakota, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-11T19:31:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/10/03/small-motel-girl-wrestling-lankvilles-newest-sport/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-11T18:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/11/odds-and-ends-by-brian-schropp/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-12T20:23:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/10/vicious-behind-slap-rocks-lankville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/behind-slap.png</image:loc><image:title>Behind Slap</image:title><image:caption>Space video of the vicious behind slapping.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-10T20:10:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/09/sport-final/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dennis-clean-system.png</image:loc><image:title>Dennis Clean-System</image:title><image:caption>Dennis Clean-System</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bowling-standings.png</image:loc><image:title>Bowling Standings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lingus-nets.png</image:loc><image:title>Lingus Nets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fick.png</image:loc><image:title>Fick</image:title><image:caption>By Chandler Crystals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T19:34:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/09/this-week-in-lankville-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gee-temple.png</image:loc><image:title>Gee-Temple</image:title><image:caption>Detective Gee-Temple</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T18:14:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/01/opinion-im-the-kind-of-guy-you-meet-in-a-stuffy-attic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/zach-keebaugh.png</image:loc><image:title>Zach Keebaugh</image:title><image:caption>By Zach Keebaugh, Citizen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T17:46:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/09/a-critical-look-at-the-life-of-hank-cameron-manager-of-foodville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tony-distributions-bathroom.png</image:loc><image:title>Tony Distributions- bathroom</image:title><image:caption>Hank Cameron entering a men's bathroom. Why? (Photo by Brian Schropp)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tony-distributions.png</image:loc><image:title>Tony Distributions</image:title><image:caption>Hank Cameron-- so-called manager.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/horse-quirk.png</image:loc><image:title>Horse Quirk</image:title><image:caption>Mitch Bowman: Clearly Hiding Something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kiko-fields.png</image:loc><image:title>Kiko Fields</image:title><image:caption>Hank Cameron (unflattering file photo)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/verna-caldonna-gibbous.png</image:loc><image:title>Verna Caldonna Gibbous</image:title><image:caption>Sheila Denton: Destroyed by Hank Cameron</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T16:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/09/royer-i-am-the-future-of-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/10689459_549993215135046_7862674725874218068_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10689459_549993215135046_7862674725874218068_n</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-09T13:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/07/feature-getting-to-know-fingers-rolly/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-07T12:36:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/06/sweat-and-moonbeams-by-del-midnight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/stophanie-sandies.png</image:loc><image:title>Stophanie Sandies</image:title><image:caption>Chrostine looked a little bit like this woman except that she was about a hundred times better looking, know what I mean?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-06T12:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/04/theres-no-accountability-and-thats-why-i-scream-at-the-desert-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_lmlxkw96fd1qaxor9o1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lmlxkw96Fd1qaxor9o1_1280</image:title><image:caption>Fingers Rolly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-06T02:42:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/05/the-electronics-cranny-watcher-of-the-signals-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/jack1966.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack1966</image:title><image:caption>By Neil Cuppy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-05T18:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/03/07/just-try-to-find-a-god-damn-adapter-to-fit-a-sonuvabitch-three-prong-plug-into-a-mother-of-a-whore-two-prong-outlet/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T16:14:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/03/16/getting-to-know-fingers-rolly-part-two/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T16:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/03/22/to-hell-with-these-god-damn-little-asshole-hills/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T16:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/06/17/screaming-at-the-desert-a-primer/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T16:10:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/07/16/every-town-should-have-a-hill-with-a-cannon/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T16:10:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/08/06/getting-to-know-fingers-rolly-part-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Gas station road map of Desert Region with Fingers’ strange markings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-05T16:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/10/03/ive-had-just-about-enough-of-these-hippies-and-their-sex-magazines/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T15:40:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/31/canaries-aint-no-damn-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imgres.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imgres</image:title><image:caption>Canaries are no damn good according to Fingers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-05T15:39:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/04/23/that-piece-of-shit-aint-selling-me-a-god-damn-couch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/xxx_misc384.jpg</image:loc><image:title>XXX_misc384</image:title><image:caption>Typical western couch (for illustrative purposes).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imgres1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imgres</image:title><image:caption>Fingers Rolly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-05T15:38:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/19/dont-tell-me-to-have-no-good-trip-you-little-shitbirds/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-05T15:38:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/05/opinion-cones-used-to-fucking-mean-something/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Cones have lost their meaning, Fingers Rolly suggests.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-05T15:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/04/the-reckoner-a-danny-madison-product/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/calculators.png</image:loc><image:title>Calculators</image:title><image:caption>Reckoning of the Reckoner for Local Woman?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-04T19:48:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/04/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ray-device.png</image:loc><image:title>ray device</image:title><image:caption>The ray will be read by this device and then transmitted to the green screen and the decorative hams.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-04T19:14:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/04/an-interview-with-royers-van-mechanic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bill-ash.png</image:loc><image:title>Bill Ash</image:title><image:caption>Frank Williamsons: "I don't know how they're still driving the damn thing".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/10698552_10203785131967231_5855921091633325936_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10698552_10203785131967231_5855921091633325936_n</image:title><image:caption>By David Hadbawnik</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-04T14:43:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/03/my-collection-of-1982-first-generation-richard-and-the-postman-peachback-action-figures-is-second-to-no-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/il_570xn-500519915_trsh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_570xN.500519915_trsh</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Pinshears figure from the 1982 set. Mr. Chubbucks would not allow his copy to be photographed, so the example shown is from a lesser collection.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T19:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/02/today-in-small-motel-girl-wrestling-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title><image:caption>Xenith and Flora, the two virgin small motel girl wrestling wrestlers.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T16:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/02/cuisine-by-brian-schropp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mort-freidberg.png</image:loc><image:title>Mort Freidberg</image:title><image:caption>Mort Freidberg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/freidberg2.png</image:loc><image:title>Freidberg2</image:title><image:caption>Mort examines the interior of the nacho cheese dispenser. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sammy-the-cylinder-cummings.png</image:loc><image:title>Sammy (The Cylinder) Cummings</image:title><image:caption>Sammy "The Cylinder" Cummings: "Boys, I've Got their Papers".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-02T17:29:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/02/dr-rubbys-festival-of-illuminated-snowmen-begins-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dr-rubby.png</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Rubby</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Rubby, who created Dr. Rubby's Festival of Illuminated Snowmen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>One of the snowmen from Dr. Rubby's Festival of Illuminated Snowmen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-02T16:01:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/11/inventory-of-bumpkin-trailer-made-public-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10556219_10152379844247587_6259298337354077_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10556219_10152379844247587_6259298337354077_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-02T13:39:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/01/opinion-yeah-i-think-i-can-do-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rex-rollo.png</image:loc><image:title>Rex Rollo</image:title><image:caption>Dennis Updatables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dennis-updatables.png</image:loc><image:title>Dennis Updatables</image:title><image:caption>This is what the guy that punched me in the mouth looked like (file photo).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/pat-lowenstein.png</image:loc><image:title>Pat Lowenstein</image:title><image:caption>By Pat Lowenstein</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-01T13:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/12/01/royers-madcap-experiences-the-christmas-snow-village-chalet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kgrhqrgwe5k8vm6zsboc6r7luq60_35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$(KGrHqR,!gwE5k8vM6zsBO)C6R7LUQ~~60_35</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-01T10:58:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/30/madison-launches-new-website-the-cover-of-lankvilles-internet/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-30T16:01:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/29/royer-purchases-van-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-4</image:title><image:caption>Royer's new van that everyone talking.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-30T13:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/30/oral-histories-of-some-former-lankville-pugilists-3/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-30T12:55:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/29/do-not-underestimate-the-importance-of-trophies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-4</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Grabkurt (cartoon drawing)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/unfailing-dependability.png</image:loc><image:title>THE LANKVILLE DAILY NEWS</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Grabkurt: Unfailing Dependability</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-02T03:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/28/meet-the-reporters-of-the-lankville-daily-news/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-28T13:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/26/lankville-daily-news-guide-to-picking-the-perfect-thanksgiving-day-outfit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10363778_10154819336140696_2798815989736855055_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10363778_10154819336140696_2798815989736855055_n</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T21:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/24/electronic-snappy-mail-the-future-of-correspondence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/future-of-mail.png</image:loc><image:title>future of mail</image:title><image:caption>The Future of Mail</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-24T15:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/24/the-casa-montecristo-an-elegant-reception-hall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/smiley.png</image:loc><image:title>smiley</image:title><image:caption>Stunning women get very happy and smiley when they attend an event at the Casa Montecristo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Thr</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-24T14:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/22/the-electronics-cranny-is-it-time-for-a-new-antenna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rt67uewrgdrsgdsgdsfdsf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rt67uewrgdrsgdsgdsfdsf</image:title><image:caption>Figure 1.3.  It may be useful to have a lightning detector while installing the Hertzberg-Pfaff antenna.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hassell_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hassell_1</image:title><image:caption>Figure 1.2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/skippy-vorhees.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skippy vorhees</image:title><image:caption>By Skip Vorhees IV</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T17:45:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/21/news-in-brief-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/randy-pendleton.png</image:loc><image:title>By Randy Pendleton</image:title><image:caption>Randy Pendleton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/baby-with-horse.png</image:loc><image:title>Baby with Horse</image:title><image:caption>It was teatime for this baby and this horse!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bus-crying.png</image:loc><image:title>Bus Crying</image:title><image:caption>Bus Crying: LANKVILLE'S SLEEPING GIANT???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kimball-j-cranney.png</image:loc><image:title>Kimball J. Cranney</image:title><image:caption>By Kimball J. Cranney</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T15:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/21/an-interview-with-weatherman-jack-quintz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jack-quintz.png</image:loc><image:title>Jack Quintz</image:title><image:caption>Lankville Daily News weatherman Jack Quintz.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T14:09:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/09/06/big-chips-ramping-it-up-with-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chips</image:title><image:caption>By BIG CHIPS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-21T13:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/20/guy-really-going-to-town-on-smoothie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/983827_10152514978010922_3122712983926174480_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>983827_10152514978010922_3122712983926174480_n</image:title><image:caption>The guy that kicked the smoothie's ass. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T14:38:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/personal-ads/missed-connections/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/logo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Logo</image:title><image:caption>WE ARE LANKVILLE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/missed-2.png</image:loc><image:title>missed 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/missed.png</image:loc><image:title>missed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/a016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A016</image:title><image:caption>Sponsored by Freed's Onion Rings. The first name in Lankville Onion </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T13:41:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/20/respected-grocer-camerons-yard-defiled-bumpkins-ruled-out-schropp-suspected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lloyd-byas-kirk1.png</image:loc><image:title>Lloyd Byas-Kirk</image:title><image:caption>By Lloyd Byas-Kirk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T13:14:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/20/gluten-and-sugar-free-pumpkin-pie-teddy-bears-in-five-easy-steps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rookno17_vintage_baking_pie_clipart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rookno17_vintage_baking_pie_clipart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-20T12:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/19/the-lankville-fan-fiction-club-is-a-malebolgian-snakepit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10811882_896850410327720_1658987160_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10811882_896850410327720_1658987160_n</image:title><image:caption>By Seamus Goldfarb</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-19T19:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/18/a-decorative-oar-makes-a-great-thanksgiving-centerpiece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed.png</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>By Floyd Tingley</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-19T14:05:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/06/barlow-foods-to-start-selling-new-type-of-apple/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T11:15:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/10/royers-madcap-experiences-the-girls-at-washington-flats-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T11:13:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/personal-ads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/don.jpg</image:loc><image:title>don</image:title><image:caption>By Brandy Transfer-Tables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/eddie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eddie</image:title><image:caption>Our logo designer. He is doing pretty well now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/karl_saffran01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karl_saffran01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-31T06:04:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/10/how-to-make-a-birdhouse-out-of-a-gourd/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-19T00:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/18/flying-saucers-today-the-bud-cups-photo-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harrison-mattingly.png</image:loc><image:title>Harrison Mattingly</image:title><image:caption>Puzzled, Mr. Schantz fell off the roof and died. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T16:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/17/the-lankville-daily-news-guide-to-great-sex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lunatic1.png</image:loc><image:title>lunatic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-17T20:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/17/royer-briefed-by-popinjay-orders-massive-shipment-of-saltines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The Popinjay (File illustration)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-17T15:56:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/17/analysis-pending-on-bumpkin-trailer-inventory-schropp-on-the-breakfast-sandwich-underground/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hank-cameron.png</image:loc><image:title>Hank Cameron</image:title><image:caption>Foodville manager Hank Cameron who Schropp referred to as "a bit of an a-hole". Cameron enjoys camping and guns.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lloyd-byas-kirk.png</image:loc><image:title>Lloyd Byas-Kirk</image:title><image:caption>By Lloyd Byas-Kirk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-17T15:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/17/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-17T11:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/16/dick-oakes-night-detective-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/custom_ho_scale_train_layout_building_six_sided_two_story_warehouse_factory_east.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CUSTOM_HO_SCALE_TRAIN_LAYOUT_BUILDING_SIX_SIDED_TWO_STORY_WAREHOUSE_FACTORY_EAST</image:title><image:caption>HO Scale model of the murder site. Perfect for vintage train layouts. Contact Dick Oakes, Lankville Police West, 5-3822.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-16T15:05:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/15/expose-jury-duty-in-lankville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/happywomaninwheat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happywomaninwheat</image:title><image:caption>"Happy Juror in Wheat", an image from Lankville's jury duty website.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-15T13:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/04/royers-madcap-experiences-the-haunted-profiterole-3/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-14T20:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/11/choir-invisible-bags-science-fiction-author-eurice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/enos-eurice.png</image:loc><image:title>Enos Eurice</image:title><image:caption>Enos Eurice is defunct.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T19:59:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/14/flounced-linen-bed-skirt-nearly-strangles-royer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sha-nell-byas-kirk.png</image:loc><image:title>Sha-Nell Byas-Kirk</image:title><image:caption>By Sha-Nell Byas-Kirk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T16:05:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/13/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crazy.png</image:loc><image:title>crazy</image:title><image:caption>Steve Mitchell, Jr. participated in the Mentally-Ill Pumpkin Smash.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T14:53:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/13/santa-shows-up-early-in-lankville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santa.png</image:loc><image:title>santa</image:title><image:caption>"We were shopping for a utility shed with our kids and we turned a corner and there he was."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T14:51:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/11/woman-in-a-mans-game-by-robin-brox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/condiment-set1_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Condiment set1_thumb</image:title><image:caption>Condiment set. Shortly after this photo was taken, there was a period of vast confusion and the set was destroyed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/robinbrox_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RobinBrox_thumb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T14:48:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/13/ric-royers-recipe-for-olives-a-la-augustine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1653649_10153743218430696_1039541896_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1653649_10153743218430696_1039541896_n</image:title><image:caption>Royer teaches cooking at a nearby mall food court.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T14:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/14/the-electronics-cranny-new-semi-portable-typing-machine-now-available-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/royer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T14:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/20/dick-oakes-night-detective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tritown01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tritown01</image:title><image:caption>"I made Tri-Town Appliance in fifteen minutes."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-11T19:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/10/opinion-my-ultimate-plan-is-to-destroy-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cat.png</image:loc><image:title>cat</image:title><image:caption>By a nearby kitten.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-10T18:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/08/lankville-mom-empowers-women-by-feeding-cave-hermits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13</image:title><image:caption>Cheryl Sheets shows off a turkey that will be fed to a cave hermit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-08T12:41:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/06/royer-reported-hurt-in-cake-incident/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/royer-hurt.png</image:loc><image:title>royer hurt</image:title><image:caption>A photo taken shortly before Royer caught fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T17:43:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/06/items-found-in-bumpkin-trailer-schropp-on-cuisine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Hal and Gretchen Slappy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The Fry Hut in Deep Lankville.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T17:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/06/area-hospital-tabs-former-pill-pirate-as-house-detective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/10417808_891034587573401_4952034595703856302_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10417808_891034587573401_4952034595703856302_n</image:title><image:caption>John Berndt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T13:59:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/30/you-start-fucking-around-with-one-of-those-tvs-and-you-might-as-well-just-piss-your-entire-day-down-the-fucking-toilet-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-05T18:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/01/22/you-buy-a-hose-and-it-comes-packaged-in-cardboard-and-wire-ties-and-i-guarantee-that-youre-not-getting-that-fucker-out-of-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fingers-e1417710068887.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fingers</image:title><image:caption>By Fingers Rolly  Man on the Street</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T18:03:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/11/04/local-office-snack-table-deemed-a-torrent-of-lavishness-and-superabundance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The cornucopia of snacks that has the business world abuzz this morning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T05:49:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/31/royer-to-launch-dating-site-tomorrow/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-31T15:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/30/lankville-rising-citizen-award-goes-to-engines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/holly-engines.png</image:loc><image:title>Holly Engines</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Holly Engines, Rising Citizen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mrs-larry-temple.png</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Larry Temple</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Larry Temple</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-30T17:09:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/30/no-update-on-wind-blown-bumpkins-schropp-on-breakfast-sandwiches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The Trinity by Brian Schropp (2013).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-30T12:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/02/12/dont-let-these-godforsaken-pissants-cheat-you-give-no-more-than-15-for-a-tiger-painting/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-30T11:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/03/area-racks-now-featuring-balloons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The balloons are affixed to free-standing racks such as this one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-29T11:49:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/28/chastain-creator-of-fuzzy-ponies-dead-at-73/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fuzzy-ponies.png</image:loc><image:title>fuzzy ponies</image:title><image:caption>Detail of Chastain illustration from 1982 title "When the Fuzzy Ponies Dropped the Hammer"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-29T02:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/26/sunday-feature-letters-we-get-from-old-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/last-station-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Last Station 2</image:title><image:caption>Typical ELP service station.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/photo-on-2011-06-24-at-07-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 2011-06-24 at 07.51</image:title><image:caption>By Fletcher M. Gregory, Jr.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T12:14:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/26/correspondent-royer-digs-many-pointless-holes-collapses-on-box-of-irregular-jeans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/don-jars.png</image:loc><image:title>Don Jars</image:title><image:caption>By Don Jars, Naturalist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/d7d5e931e2fc4f73b660f2d77c074a3533d39623.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d7d5e931e2fc4f73b660f2d77c074a3533d39623</image:title><image:caption>By Don W. Coneman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T11:28:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/24/precocious-madison-to-release-second-video-game-tomorrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/madison2.png</image:loc><image:title>Madison2</image:title><image:caption>Detail from "Fire Quasars"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/3660.gif</image:loc><image:title>3660</image:title><image:caption>By Grady Kitchens</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-24T17:28:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/24/royers-madcap-experiences-the-deceit-that-will-deprive-you-of-your-harvest-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trailers2.png</image:loc><image:title>trailers2</image:title><image:caption>People who live in trailers often have fireworks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-24T12:24:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/23/creator-of-video-cube-is-local-12-year-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/game-cube.png</image:loc><image:title>Game Cube</image:title><image:caption>Sponsored by the Madison Game Cube. CAN YOU SOLVE IT?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/madison.png</image:loc><image:title>Madison</image:title><image:caption>Danny Madison.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-23T19:32:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/23/update-bumpkin-revealed-to-have-tail-schropp-pacified/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-23T19:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/23/crushed-chips-make-local-bagels-glow-with-pride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>Crushed Chip Bagels: ARE THEY ANY GOOD?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-23T13:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/22/wrestling-tonight-at-vitiello-decorative-hams-arena/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mr-lankville.png</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Lankville</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Lankville, tonight at Vitiello Decorative Hams Arena.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/watts-prisinski.png</image:loc><image:title>Watts Prisinski</image:title><image:caption>By Watts Prisinski</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T17:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/21/the-electronics-cranny-transmission-measuring-sets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/transmission-set.png</image:loc><image:title>transmission set</image:title><image:caption>The completed transmission set.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/front-panel.png</image:loc><image:title>front panel</image:title><image:caption>Front panel (fig. 1)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-22T10:13:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/21/opinion-i-can-still-get-through-the-mural-and-have-sex-with-a-lot-of-guys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/xanadu.png</image:loc><image:title>xanadu</image:title><image:caption>By "An Arrival"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-23T00:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/20/bumpkins-carried-off-by-wind-schropp-unsure-of-future-with-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hillbillies.png</image:loc><image:title>hillbillies</image:title><image:caption>Did Schropp have a back alley encounter with a bumpkin? The Lankville Daily News: ESSENTIAL READ</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-20T16:46:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/18/oral-histories-of-some-former-lankville-pugilists-12/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-18T12:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/17/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-17/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-17T19:25:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/17/royers-madcap-experiences-rough-men-of-the-shore/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/royer-e1413565783639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royer</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-17T17:16:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/01/a-personal-message-from-m-goberman-special-agent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spac0258.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spac0258</image:title><image:caption>Photo of the satellite receiver lost two nights ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/m-goberman.png</image:loc><image:title>M. Goberman</image:title><image:caption>By Agent 41</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-02T14:18:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/10/01/royer-hospitalized-after-zoo-incident-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-01T17:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/29/this-week-in-lankville-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dick-carstairs.png</image:loc><image:title>Dick Carstairs</image:title><image:caption>Dick Carstairs: Dead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kimball-j-cranney.png</image:loc><image:title>Kimball J. Cranney</image:title><image:caption>By Kimball J. Cranney</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T15:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/26/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/thurston.png</image:loc><image:title>Thurston</image:title><image:caption>Unpack the "Man Box" with Dr. Kevin Thurston.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-26T13:39:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/26/royers-madcap-experiences-the-low-moan-from-room-3-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-26T12:28:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/24/summer-thunder-by-jill-candles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/romance.png</image:loc><image:title>Romance</image:title><image:caption>"She hesitated a moment and with a warm tide of crimson creeping over her face, she averted her eyes and began seductively fingering a pneumatic upholstery stapler that he had accidentally left out."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/olivia-in-xanadu-olivia-newton-john-15266151-499-500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia-in-xanadu-olivia-newton-john-15266151-499-500</image:title><image:caption>By Jill Candles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T15:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/05/september-is-presentation-oar-month/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-24T14:46:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/24/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-6/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-24T14:45:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/16/royer-to-construct-lankville-roller-skating-rink-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>Royer's hand-written notes on Arcadia.  Note the lime green cardstock with matte finish, sauce stain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T14:24:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/05/what-is-great-art/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-05T18:17:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/05/royer-addresses-media/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-27T11:50:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/09/04/cheap-cup-of-coffee-fails-at-local-lunch-booth/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-04T17:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/28/lankville-women-open-exercise-center/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-28T13:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/26/this-week-in-lankville-3/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T18:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/26/balbus-tkos-lilliquist-catalay-sisters-kos-crispus/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T17:14:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/26/opinion-i-really-wasnt-crazy-about-the-look-of-the-little-potatoes-this-morning/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T14:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/26/chemical-warfare-used-on-coyotes/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T12:20:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/25/royers-madcap-experiences-the-onion-ring-trailer/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-25T16:51:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/25/car-pushed-over/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-25T15:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/25/county-fair-declared-outstanding/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-25T12:52:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/14/opinion-i-want-to-ask-you-a-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-best.png</image:loc><image:title>The Best</image:title><image:caption>"The Best"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T18:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/14/this-week-in-lankville-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gwee-valencia.png</image:loc><image:title>Gwee Valencia</image:title><image:caption>Warden Gwee Valencia is under fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sister-leonardette.png</image:loc><image:title>Sister Leonardette</image:title><image:caption>Sister Annie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T13:17:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/12/talented-youth-makes-a-town-from-some-blocks-of-clay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/reggie-righetti.png</image:loc><image:title>Reggie Righetti</image:title><image:caption>Reggie Righetti, aged 7, shows off his extraordinary model.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-12T15:23:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/12/museum-heist-nets-treasured-masterpiece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/kittens2.png</image:loc><image:title>Kittens2</image:title><image:caption>Linda Ten Boom's "In the Shadow of the Crucifixion".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/linwood-probert.png</image:loc><image:title>Linwood Probert</image:title><image:caption>By Linwood Probert</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T21:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/28/dr-kevin-thurston-answers-your-questions/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-08T14:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/30/the-electronics-cranny-new-products/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bobbins.png</image:loc><image:title>bobbins</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/radioactivity.png</image:loc><image:title>radioactivity</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/marine.png</image:loc><image:title>marine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/new-products.png</image:loc><image:title>New Products</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-08T14:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/07/model-rocketry-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/model-rocket-supplies.png</image:loc><image:title>Model Rocket Supplies</image:title><image:caption>Appropriate setup.  Note the tweezers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/andy-stipps.png</image:loc><image:title>Andy Stipps</image:title><image:caption>Andy Stipps, Model Rocket Expert</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/captain-ramon.png</image:loc><image:title>Captain Ramon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-08T12:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/07/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/384469.jpg</image:loc><image:title>384469</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-07T12:19:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/06/pervert-cure-sought-in-new-bill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/w-w-epperson.png</image:loc><image:title>W.W. Epperson</image:title><image:caption>W.W. Epperson is just one of 82.572 Lankvillians arrested as perverts this year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lloyd-byas-kirk.png</image:loc><image:title>Lloyd Byas-Kirk</image:title><image:caption>By Lloyd Byas-Kirk </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-06T17:18:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/05/horoscopes-by-sheeba-incaviglia-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-05T15:44:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/05/council-delays-street-closing-dumping-request-calls-meeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/pizza-star-martinsburg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pizza-Star-Martinsburg</image:title><image:caption>Pizza Star: Waiting</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-05T12:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/01/08/opinion-the-pondicherry-association-is-not-helping-us/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-04T17:43:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/01/09/opinion-the-pondicherry-association-hung-up-on-us/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-04T17:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/01/09/opinion-the-pondicherry-association-is-spying-on-us/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-04T17:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/01/10/opinion-time-for-the-pondicherry-association-to-step-up/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-04T17:41:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/01/24/opinion-mural-at-vitiello-arena-is-point-of-entry-to-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/olivia-in-xanadu-olivia-newton-john-15266151-499-500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olivia-in-Xanadu-olivia-newton-john-15266151-499-500</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T17:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/04/this-week-in-lankville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/water-show.png</image:loc><image:title>water show</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T17:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/04/blapp-kos-mulliniks-retains-light-portlyweight-crown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/blapp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blapp</image:title><image:caption>Mike Blapp prepares to defend his crown in action last night from Vitiello Decorative Hams Arena.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/watts-prisinski.png</image:loc><image:title>Watts Prisinski</image:title><image:caption>By Watts Prisinski Boxing Correspondent</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-04T15:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/08/01/mystery-blaze-scorches-residence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flora-rodman.png</image:loc><image:title>Flora Rodman</image:title><image:caption>Ms. Max Rudolph, beloved for her Christmas villages.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-01T12:39:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/30/when-youre-ramping-it-up-with-big-chips-you-dont-need-no-safety-net-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-30T15:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/30/lankville-girls-to-visit-pyramids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pyramid-girls.png</image:loc><image:title>Pyramid Girls</image:title><image:caption>PYRAMID GIRLS- On their knees, Belle Zuvella, Claudette Washington.  Standing- </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kimball-j-cranney.png</image:loc><image:title>Kimball J. Cranney</image:title><image:caption>Kimball J. Cranney </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-30T15:03:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/29/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-29T12:16:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/28/tip-from-royer-leads-to-tire-thief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Ric Royer: Hero</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mcgriff-key.png</image:loc><image:title>McGriff Key</image:title><image:caption>By McGriff Key</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T18:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/28/boat-authorized/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tuxedo-chrissy.png</image:loc><image:title>Tuxedo Chrissy</image:title><image:caption>Tuxedo Chrissy, Supervisor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T15:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/25/youve-been-thinking-about-that-presentation-oar-havent-you/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-27T12:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/25/legalities-delay-east-lankville-county-library-project/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/damaso-moseby.png</image:loc><image:title>Damaso Moseby</image:title><image:caption>Damaso Moseby: On the Hot Seat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/mrs-larry-temple.png</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Larry Temple</image:title><image:caption>By Mrs. Larry Temple </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-26T13:14:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/25/today-on-television/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tv.png</image:loc><image:title>TV</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T17:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/25/lankville-merchants-claim-shoplifting-epidemic-pondicherry-probes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dot-peg.png</image:loc><image:title>Dot Peg</image:title><image:caption>Dot Peg, owner of The Craft Barn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T14:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/17/the-38th-annual-lankvillicon-tickets-on-sale-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bus1010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bus1010</image:title><image:caption>The Saucer Station</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T12:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/25/from-where-i-sit-by-joe-marsh-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joe-marsh21.png</image:loc><image:title>Joe Marsh2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T12:14:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/24/an-apology/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wedding-debacle.png</image:loc><image:title>Wedding Debacle</image:title><image:caption>The flawed photograph ran in Tuesday's edition of the Lankville Daily News.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T19:01:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/24/paul-e-turtlott-claimed-by-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fat-guy.png</image:loc><image:title>Fat Guy</image:title><image:caption>Paul E. Turtlott has died.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T18:33:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/24/from-where-i-sit-by-joe-marsh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dead-animals.png</image:loc><image:title>Dead Animals</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/marshsignature.png</image:loc><image:title>Marshsignature</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/joe-marsh.png</image:loc><image:title>Joe Marsh</image:title><image:caption>By </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T17:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/24/horoscopes-by-sheeba-incaviglia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/horoscopes.png</image:loc><image:title>Horoscopes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sheeba-incaviglia.png</image:loc><image:title>Sheeba Incaviglia</image:title><image:caption>Sheeba Incaviglia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T17:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/23/news-of-the-weird-northern-lankvilles-giant-woods-spectre/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-23T14:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/obituaries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The Eagles Club, Inc. of the South Lankville Savannah Area is having an open house next Friday.  Halved eggs and cake will be served. 8PM</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/57-e1406037791106.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$_57</image:title><image:caption>FOREIGN WRESTLING  Every Wednesday, Huffs Cement Arena, 7PM</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-24T15:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/11/snappy-dressing-by-king-tucker/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-22T13:16:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/21/royer-on-animals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/875a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>875a</image:title><image:caption>By Ida Rumpus </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-21T15:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/18/frater-xerxes-ric-royer-collapses-near-mall-fountain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/eastridge-mall-center-court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eastridge-mall-center-court</image:title><image:caption>The fountain at Twin Removed Pines Mall in its heyday. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-18T12:32:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/17/exercise-your-creative-powers-with-beautiful-window-boxes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/il_340x270-622427356_adlz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_340x270.622427356_adlz</image:title><image:caption>Lovely window boxes will make you feel creative and alive! (Opinion of the author and not necessarily of the Lankville Daily News)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/scary_man_crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary_man_crying</image:title><image:caption>By D.N. Yathers Special Plant Expert</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-17T14:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/11/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-big-trouble-at-johnny-plechinos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/johnny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny</image:title><image:caption>Johnny Plechino's</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-16T11:59:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/15/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/kgrhqnqsfio7iekgbsrfbt1g60_57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$(KGrHqN,!qsFI+O7iEKgBSRf+(BT1g~~60_57</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-15T20:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/09/royers-madcap-experiences-i-river-dick-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/0.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Typical muddy debris-choked tributary.  There's a guy and a dog on the banks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-09T17:46:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/09/woman-in-a-mans-world-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/robinbrox_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RobinBrox_thumb</image:title><image:caption>Robin Brox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-09T13:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/02/the-electronics-cranny-using-the-2441-dual-tetrode-on-657-mc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T12:27:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/07/02/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-8/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-02T12:33:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/19/the-electronics-cranny-whats-new-in-desk-calculators/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/unnamed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed</image:title><image:caption>The </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wang144t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wang144t</image:title><image:caption>Consolidated Lankville R-J-285</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-14T19:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/24/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-murder-on-the-southern-limited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bac11712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bac11712</image:title><image:caption>The Southern Limited.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-24T15:04:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/05/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-dr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/vintage-motel-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vintage-motel-27</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-24T14:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/24/royer-changes-name-to-frater-xerxes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chambersrobertw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChambersRobertW</image:title><image:caption>Larry "God" Peters </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-24T13:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/17/robots-to-monitor-parks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/park-robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>park robot</image:title><image:caption>Detail of "park robot".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-17T13:09:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/12/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-third-class-into-the-western-sun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/transload.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transload</image:title><image:caption>Typical transload shed for humus and peat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-12T15:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/12/belvedere-mauled-by-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bundles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bundles</image:title><image:caption>"Bundles", 2005-2014</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-12T15:01:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/11/timely-salad-tips-by-brenda-buford/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/salad1.png</image:loc><image:title>salad1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T17:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/11/i-have-created-a-members-only-rare-sticker-database-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-11T14:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/11/missing-magnate-meyer-spotted-entering-woods-with-case-of-light-beer/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-11T13:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/10/the-electronics-cranny-so-you-want-to-be-a-ham/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/graph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>graph</image:title><image:caption>Figure One</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kp6787.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kp6787</image:title><image:caption>By Fritz Tennis </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T10:20:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/06/a-review-of-new-soft-toys-for-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fire-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fire cat</image:title><image:caption>The "Fire Cat" by Worlds of Royer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/owls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>owls</image:title><image:caption>The Large-Eyed Stuffed Owl by Schoenfeld House</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stuffed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stuffed</image:title><image:caption>"The Panda Creep" </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-06T19:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/08/30/royers-madcap-experiences-orion-revisted-part-iii/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-05T17:53:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/05/royers-madcap-experiences-the-cannibal-of-orion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/orion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orion</image:title><image:caption>Orion is known for its lovely park. But they also had a cannibal there.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T17:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/05/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/100px-romal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100px-Romal</image:title><image:caption>The quirt at the end of the romal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chris-website.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris-website</image:title><image:caption>Chris Vitiello </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T16:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/06/04/the-electronics-cranny-lankville-radio-programming-for-tomorrow-morning/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-05T23:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/05/22/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ut-salt-lake-city-scenic-motel-c1960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ut-salt-lake-city-scenic-motel-c1960</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-22T17:05:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/05/13/royers-madcap-experiences-the-weird-oit/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-13T13:19:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/29/the-electronics-cranny-the-truth-about-quartz-crystals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/f944bd996c27602109a536225f801561.png</image:loc><image:title>f944bd996c27602109a536225f801561</image:title><image:caption>Table One</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/facts-quartz-crystals-january-1957-popular-electronics-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facts-quartz-crystals-january-1957-popular-electronics-2</image:title><image:caption>A quartz crystal.  That's a hand holding it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/facts-quartz-crystals-january-1957-popular-electronics-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facts-quartz-crystals-january-1957-popular-electronics-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-24T00:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/11/25/royers-madcap-experiences-the-bimbi-and-the-challenge-at-the-counter/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-23T13:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2013/05/04/fuck-it-ill-rob-a-grave/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-23T12:27:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/04/08/ramping-it-up-for-easter-with-big-chips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/slide-02_plastic-grass-eggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slide 02_Plastic Grass Eggs</image:title><image:caption>Detail of typical Easter grass.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T17:00:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/04/08/royers-madcap-experiences-the-political-scientist/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-08T16:29:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/03/14/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-6/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-14T14:39:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/03/12/vitiello-introduces-decorative-slow-roasted-pig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pig_on_spit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pig_on_spit</image:title><image:caption>Vitiello Decorative Slow-Roasted Pig (prototype)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mv5bmtcyntaxodg1mf5bml5banbnxkftztcwnza2otkwoa-_v1-_sy314_cr180214314_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMTcyNTAxODg1MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzA2OTkwOA@@._V1._SY314_CR18,0,214,314_</image:title><image:caption>Lance Pepsid</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T23:39:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/03/12/flying-saucers-today-abduction-2014/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-12T20:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/03/12/august-memories-of-youth-by-inner-hammer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/odyssey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>odyssey</image:title><image:caption>A white and a brown person play the Cucumbrix 2000.  The creator of the system shot himself in the face.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T14:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/03/11/royers-madcap-experiences-the-mountain-beacons/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-11T14:22:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/13/eldritch-canisters-have-been-haunting-royer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/unknown-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-2</image:title><image:caption>Typical canisters.  These canisters are not haunted but are merely known for illustrative purposes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/unknown-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title><image:caption>By Joel Tweez</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-28T22:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/12/yeah-ill-make-a-little-presentation-oar-for-you/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-12T15:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/10/pondicherry-hospitalized-discusses-hobbies/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-11T23:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/11/royers-madcap-experiences-it-was-orange-and-emitted-vapors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/orange-beast.png</image:loc><image:title>orange beast</image:title><image:caption>Artist's rendering.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/6043736385_68a2b72a3c_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6043736385_68a2b72a3c_m</image:title><image:caption>By Ric Royer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T19:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/11/pondicherry-im-a-levi-straussian-totemist-and-a-gay-bozo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/image_thumb6.png</image:loc><image:title>image_thumb[6]</image:title><image:caption>Blurry image of President Pondicherry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T22:34:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/07/beast-appears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/beast.png</image:loc><image:title>beast</image:title><image:caption>Lisa Sisters-Pulldrawers had just enough time to executive this crude painting of the alleged beast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T17:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/07/pondicherry-jr-named-president/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fatman2.gif</image:loc><image:title>fatman2</image:title><image:caption>President Pondicherry, Jr. has a peculiar hobby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ugly_man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ugly_man</image:title><image:caption>Brock Belvedere</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T15:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/07/royers-madcap-experiences-the-western-town-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/slumberland-hotel-arua.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slumberland-hotel-arua</image:title><image:caption>The Slumberland Motel has beds!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T17:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/06/breaking-president-pondicherry-dead/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-07T10:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/06/zookeeper-zoo-staff-interrogated-on-pondicherry-death/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-06T11:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/06/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-24/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-06T10:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/05/woman-in-a-mans-world/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-05T10:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/05/synchronized-patriotic-pinwheel-display-ends-in-tragedy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sm-tt-pinwheels1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SM-TT-Pinwheels1</image:title><image:caption>Pinwheels are fun and attractive but meant DEATH for one Lankville area man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T10:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/04/royers-madcap-experiences-the-gazebo-kit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wood236.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wood236</image:title><image:caption>Traditional gazebo kit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T20:42:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/04/2538/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_mjxzukovrf1qe609ko1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mjxzukovrf1qe609ko1_500</image:title><image:caption>Nick Del Rio ASSHOLE</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T20:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/04/news-of-the-weird-inner-hammer-reappears-i-was-bored/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-04T16:13:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/04/why-i-wrestle-by-ric-wild-boy-tipps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tuckoilettegermanwrestlers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TuckOiletteGermanWrestlers</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T10:42:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/03/catching-up-with-president-pondicherry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kucharek_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kucharek_4</image:title><image:caption>President Pondicherry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T17:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/01/news-of-the-weird-business-tycoon-inner-hammer-disappears-into-local-cornfield/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-03T16:40:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/02/01/royers-madcap-experiences-the-green-cross-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-01T11:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/31/an-interview-with-shane-meyers-aunt-pam-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brock1.png</image:loc><image:title>brock</image:title><image:caption>Important Interviews............with Brock!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brock.png</image:loc><image:title>brock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/url.jpg</image:loc><image:title>url</image:title><image:caption>Aunt Pam</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T15:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/31/entire-room-of-stuffed-animals-found-in-meyers-last-home-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2010-stuffed-animal-donations-005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2010-Stuffed-Animal-Donations-005</image:title><image:caption>The stuffed animal room in Meyer's last home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T20:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/30/mystical-goblet-auctionned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/weird.png</image:loc><image:title>weird</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T15:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/30/musings-of-a-decorative-ham-man-23/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unknown-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown-1</image:title><image:caption>A Vitiello Decorative Ham makes a great gift.  Show that you care today.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T09:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/18/funny-stories-by-dick-oakes-jr-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lankville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>???????????????????????????????</image:title><image:caption>View of Hunt looking to the West.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T20:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/24/feelings-by-dr-kevin-thurston-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/10465295-heart-shaped-soft-foam-building-set-for-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10465295-heart-shaped-soft-foam-building-set-for-kids</image:title><image:caption>Foam hearts come in a variety of colors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T20:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/27/royers-madcap-experiences-the-pledger-of-allegiances-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/311mkkgaefl-_ss270_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>311MKKgAeFL._SS270_</image:title><image:caption>Paddle ball games are a very popular leisure in Lankville.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T15:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/29/staple-comes-loose-from-royers-paddle-ball-game-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-29T10:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/29/royers-madcap-experiences-the-other-world-figures-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/attic-clean-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Attic-Clean-out</image:title><image:caption>The unfinished room above Royer's garage.  The Other World Figures appeared on the right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T10:25:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/27/real-life-cases-of-the-lankville-police-department-the-meyer-case/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tirehouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TireHouse</image:title><image:caption>The only known photo of Meyer's gas station tire house before the fire.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T18:24:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/27/maps-now-available-at-gas-stations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/map1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>map</image:title><image:caption>The maps that are being handed out depict downtown Lankville and environs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>map</image:title><image:caption>The maps that are being handed out show downtown Lankville and environs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T16:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/28/designer-decorative-ham-line-christo-walks-runway-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/product-enlarged.jpg</image:loc><image:title>product-enlarged</image:title><image:caption>Model sports a Kenzo Ham Dress.  Meat outfits are evidently huge this year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T16:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/28/the-final-days-of-shane-meyer-an-exclusive-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-28T09:55:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/27/inflamed-by-stars-and-blood-film-review-the-bags-of-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imgp11751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMGP11751</image:title><image:caption>One of the more frightening scenes from Cartridge's new film "The Bags of Earth".</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T10:59:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/10/real-life-cases-of-the-lankville-police-department-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-27T10:07:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/26/a-history-of-lankville/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-26T15:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/26/inner-hammer-spotted-sawing-tennis-balls-in-half-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9350-1024x682.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_9350-1024x682</image:title><image:caption>In this Lankville Daily News recreation, a tennis ball is sawn in half.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-26T12:14:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/2014/01/25/transform-your-interiors-with-plants/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/postcard-toronto-king-edward-hotel-room-interior-nice-c1960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSTCARD - TORONTO - KING EDWARD HOTEL - ROOM INTERIOR - NICE - c1960</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pt2974_pandanus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PT2974_Pandanus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://lankvilledailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/scary_man_crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary_man_crying</image:title><image:caption>By D.N. Yathers
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