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Just Try to Find a God Damn Adapter to Fit a Sonuvabitch Three-Prong Plug Into a Mother of a Whore Two-Prong Outlet

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

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I’d challenge you to find a god damn adapter to fit one of those sonuvabitch three-prong plugs into a mother of a whore two-prong outlet.  You’ll wander around staring at that blue piece of shit carpet for hours before you finally bump into some Johnny Fuckhead with a little name badge who don’t know his ass from a bunch of balloons and just wants to sell you some tapes.  And you’ll just go back home still not being able to plug in that new asshole meat slicer and so you’ll just scream at that desert, that cracked and brown shitcan and then you’ll just fall asleep at your own table.

Then I called up some company and got the scream down to a low moan.  I could talk in between.  But the guy on the other end was from out in the islands and I damn near couldn’t understand a word he said.  I think by the end of the whole god damn snowjob, I sent a check for something and then I caught that motherfucking desert out of the corner of my eye and I just couldn’t help but to scream loud and strong hoping that would be the final time with that big ol’ bitch.

I think it came the other day in a little yellow box.  God damn assholes.

The Pondicherry Association News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Fingers Rolly is no longer being given assignments.

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