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Royer Packs Steaming Tray of Brownies Into Valise

By Dick Oakes, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer

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It was announced this morning that Terrifying Bats GM Ric Royer has packed a steaming tray of brownies into a valise.

“The tray was definitely fresh out of the oven,” said bystander Lowell Hernandez, who witnessed the entire event. “The tray didn’t fit very well into the valise, so [Royer] just dumped it in vertically, thus having the effect of many brownies falling out of the tray and into the bottom of the case. It didn’t seem to bother him at all though, and he then disappeared into a large, fancy all-terrain vehicle which then drove off.”

Hernandez was later pushed down a hill. He is now dead.

Royer’s whereabouts are current unknown.

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