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Barlow Book Officially Released

January 15, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Sal Peter-Vooks
Special Literary Correspondent
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Oversions owner and GM John Barlow officially released his new autobiography Barlow Between the Pipes during a short reception held in a muddy lot.

“Basically, we were all standing around in this lot as instructed,” noted reporter Brock Belvedere, Jr. “Then, this gigantic man appeared from an adjacent two-story brick building of grim appearance. He was at least seven feet tall and completely hairless and he was carrying two trashbags. He looked us all over and then hollered Alright All You Faggots and Pillheads and tossed the bags into the lot among us. Then he disappeared.”

The trashbags were eventually found to contain press copies of Barlow’s book.

“No food was served and Mr. Barlow never appeared. Eventually, we all just kind of sauntered away,” added Belvedere, who suddenly had his pants pulled off by two goons who were waiting nearby.

Reviews of the Barlow book are expected later in the week.

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