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Pondicherry Readers Speak Out

January 16, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Chip Collinsworth
Lankville Stock Exchange

You flash Pondicherry in the right circles and you’re guaranteed to get laid.  It’s pretty simple.

The other night, I walked right into a place and ordered a $125 martini.  A classy broad seated nearby was shocked.

“That’s $125!” she offered.

“That’s nothing to me baby.  Look.”  And I tossed Pondicherry on the bar.

“Oh, I see.”  She started blushing and fooling around with her hair.  The waitress brought the martini and I knocked it right over.   Then I flicked the olive against a wall.

“A $125 martini is apeshit, baby,” I said.  “How about you and I go hump the carpet off a hotel room floor?”

And it was done.

That’s pretty much all there is to it.

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