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Give No More Than $15 for a Tiger Painting

February 12, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments
Fingers Rolly Man on the Street

Fingers Rolly Man on the Street

I’m telling you straight– don’t let these godforsaken pissants cheat you.  Give no more than $15 and you’ll get yourself a perfectly good god damn tiger painting.

You can hang it over a chair.  Maybe the chair where you sit and scream at that asshole of a desert– all cracked and fucking brown and just mocking you. But give no more than $15.

I’d go $20 for sofa-sized.

The Lankville Daily News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Mr. Rolly was assigned an article on safety tips for Halloween.
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