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Vitiello Discusses Tree Creature Bubble Attack

February 28, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Grady Kitchens
Senior Staff Writer
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After resting comfortably at home for nearly a week, 24-Piece Men owner and decorative ham magnate Chris Vitiello took a moment to discuss his recent tree creature bubble attack.

GK:  Were you scared?
CV: If you’d like to massage your own vanity, that is your problem. I am certainly not scared of you Mr. Kitchens.
GK: No, I meant…
CV: I know what you meant.
GK: Let’s move on. Do you think such attacks will become more common in Lankville?
CV: Why don’t you consult an expert? Who would be an expert in such things, Mr. Kitchens?
GK: Well, the police said…
CV(laughs loudly): The police!
GK: Tell us what it was like watching Brock Belvedere being carried away?
CV: Are you really prepared to get into this, Mr. Kitchens? Are you really prepared to know such things?
GK: Our readers…
CV: Alright, that’s it.

Kitchens was whipped mercilessly.

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