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Small Pizzas Yearbook Just Pictures of Tits

By Brock Belvedere, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
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The new Small Pizzas yearbook, released today, is just pictures of tits according to buyers.

“We expected tidbits on our favorite players, biographies, at most maybe a word jumble but not this,” said fan and yearbook purchaser Randy Partners.  “It’s 132 pages of close-up tits.  It has nothing at all to do with hockey.”

Partners was later lured into a room by the promise of a real yearbook and slaughtered.

“Not sure what the problem is, boys,” said owner and GM “Inner Hammer”, who was reached by phone in the Teets Island Chain.  “Just giving the people what they want.  Nobody can tell me they’d rather see pics of Marian Hossa or Claude Giroux over close-up tits.”

“Inner Hammer” suddenly slammed the phone down and the interview was ended prematurely.

The Small Pizzas are expected to release a statement later today.

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