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Every Town Should Have a Hill with a Cannon

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

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I’m not fucking around here.  Put a cannon on a hill in every god damn town.  Stop shitting us.

If you don’t have a hill, build one.  What the fuck are all these yellow fancypants asshole machines sitting around for?  Put ’em to work.

When that sonuvabitch is in place at the top of your new grassless hill, you let me know.  Don’t come out to the house though.  That asshole of a desert.  Best leave it alone.  And don’t send no mother-of-shit letter either.  Those fuckheads.

But I want to feel that aged cast iron.  And then I want to scream at that fuckhead desert.

You let me know.

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