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President Pondicherry Emerges Screaming from Pile of Girly Pillows

September 14, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Salty Cubbes                    The Lankville Action News: YES! Team
Sedentary Reporter
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President Albert C. Pondicherry, Jr. has been hospitalized after an incident which occurred early this morning at the Presidential Palace.  He is expected to fully recover.

Around 4 AM, Pondicherry was discovered by his man-servant, attempting to emerge from a mountain of girly pillows which had somehow engulfed his bed, creating a dark abyss that nearly suffocated the executive.  “The man-servant assured us that he had never seen the pillows before,” said Detective Gee-Temple, who responded to the scene.  “Further, we were assured that they were not part of the Presidential pillow collection and they were, frankly, not the type of pillows that were suitable for an older, unattractive bachelor,” added Gee-Temple.

Interviews were conducted at the Palace and while five servants were executed as a precaution, it is not believed that the incident was orchestrated by anyone within the Presidential coterie.

Pondicherry is expected to be released today.

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