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Del Rio Reveals “Repelatron Skyway”

September 21, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Brock Belvedere, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
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Astronaut and Lankville Daily News special space asshole correspondent Nick Del Rio has revealed his “Repelatron Skyway” to a small gathering of scientists, our Foreign Correspondent in Desertia is reporting.

Del Rio, who was hired by a group of ancient Desertian kings to build a highway link between two jungle-separated provinces of the island nation, explained his amazing invention in a brief statement.

“What we have done here is to create an aerial highway over the jungle at tree-top level which is supported by some invisible Repelatron rays.  This makes travel between provinces easy via the use of my second invention, which is the new “Swift Graphicopter”.  The Graphicopter not only provides transportation for as many as 100 persons but it also allows the driver to trace words on a stylus located on a sensor panel which then allows the driver to skywrite a message.”

“Wow, an advertiser’s dream!” a clever sort of person was heard to exclaim, to much laughter.  The individual was later found suffocated behind an abandoned photo-mat.

Del Rio is expected to complete his invention some time in the Fall.

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