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Maps Now Available at Gas Stations

January 27, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
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By Bernie Keebler
The Lankville Action News: YES! Team
Senior Staff Writer

Maps are now available at gas stations sources are reporting.

“Yes, we’re giving out maps at the gas station,” stated Cuno Baerga, who owns the “Flying D” station in downtown Lankville.  “There is a little green tin that we’ve nailed into a post and you can find them there.  It’s true.”

According to Baerga, the maps depict roadways and places of interest in downtown Lankville.  “All the malls are there, the little streets.  They are very nice maps.”

Baerga was pressed to talk further about the maps but had little to say.

“They are just maps with some…”  We interrupted Baerga and accused him of dishonesty and subterfuge.  He was later arrested by Lankville police.

“We’ll definitely be putting him into a small hot room tonight,” noted Detective Gee-Temple who was the first to respond to the scene.  “This is important information and Mr. Bakers [sic] failed to adequately apprise the public of the situation.  He’ll probably get 20 years.”

Shortly before press time, Baerga was sentenced to 25 years.

“We are glad that justice has been dispensed.  The maps will still be handed out.  No question about that,” noted Gee-Temple.

The maps that are being handed out depict downtown Lankville and environs.

The maps that are being handed out depict downtown Lankville and environs.

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