February 4, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments

Important Interviews............with Brock!

BROCK PENETRATES

By Brock Belvedere, Jr.

Alleged astronaut Nick Del Rio presented a paper outlining his recent space travels to a group of distinguished scientists today at Goddards Famous Astronaut Center in Lankville.  The explorer was then presented with several medals from NASPA and met with the media afterwards.  Brock Belvedere had a chance to sit down for a one-on-one.

BB:  I hate you.

ND:  Listen, do you have any real questions?

BB:  Let’s talk about Lankville.  I know it’s not as important as this space crap but what are your thoughts on the rise of Challenges in the country?

ND:  Certainly the country has taken its lumps but I think…

BB:  I hate you.  Everybody hates you.

ND:  …but I think that if we look to President Pondicherry…

Nick Del Rio ASSHOLE

Nick Del Rio ASSHOLE

BB:  I hope you die in space.

ND:  Listen, can I finish please?

BB:  OOOH!  Look at the big fancy space asshole.  I’m a delicate space asshole and I cannot be interrupted.

ND:  Alright, we’re done here.

This has been another penetrating interview by Brock Belvedere, Jr.

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