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November 21, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
By Kimball J. Cranney

By Kimball J. Cranney

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES!

BUS CRYING

Bus Crying: LANKVILLE'S SLEEPING GIANT???

Bus Crying: LANKVILLE’S SLEEPING GIANT???

A high incidence of bus crying has been reported this week.

“We have a number of adolescents, looking longingly out bus windows, sobbing,” noted Detective Gee-Temple, who responded to several concerned phone calls. “We are not taking it particularly seriously and no rubric has been issued. We believe it will pass quickly.”

“Time heals all things,” the intrepid detective added, after a long silence.

BABY, HORSE HAVE TEA!

Who says horses aren’t sophisticated?

It was teatime for this baby and this horse!

It was teatime for this baby and this horse!

A baby and a horse had evening tea in the coastal town of Small Beaches yesterday afternoon. The horse– “Sergeant Hooves”, is reported to have behaved like a perfect gentleman!

The baby could not be identified. The tea set later vanished.

RANDY PENDLETON TO SPEAK HERE

Pendleton to speak.

Pendleton to speak.

Randy Pendleton will speak here, it was announced today.

“Randy will be speaking. It should be for about an hour. We are very excited,” said event co-planner Florence Littlejohn (about a 6/10, 7/10 in a dress).

Pendleton is expected to stay here for the evening and depart the following morning. His speech is expected to cover a wide range of topics.

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