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Madison to Introduce “Weather Simulator”

December 19, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
By Fritz Tennis

By Fritz Tennis

ELECTRONICS CRANNY: QUICK HIT!

Danny Madison, creator.

Danny Madison, creator.

Boy-genius Danny Madison, creator of the enormously popular “Madison Game Cube” and “The Reckoner”, Lankville’s fastest-selling handheld computational device, is rolling out another product in time for the holidays.

“The Madison Weather Simulator” goes on sale in stores today. The retail price is $299.99.

“This device is called a “simulator” so as not to frighten people,” noted the wunderkind Madison, who was interviewed while draping a soggy pizza over a bunsen burner. “Really, its powers are far greater than mere simulation.”

Detail of the Madison Weather Simulator.

Detail of the Madison Weather Simulator.

Madison gave us a withering stare.

“It’s too bad that we are so frightened of the unprecedented,” he added. “We should all be ready for this, this next stage.”

The Madison Weather Simulator requires the completion of several identification forms and a two-day waiting period to obtain. It will be carried by most major electronics retailers.

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