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You Deserve a Presentation Oar

By Floyd Tingley

By Floyd Tingley

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Winter is over. Spring is here. And now is the perfect time to treat yourself to a Tingley Presentation Oar.

A Tingley Presentation Oar is the best presentation oar.

A Tingley Presentation Oar is the best presentation oar.

If you’re like me (and I think you are), you work hard to keep your lawn in perfect order, your tool bench clean and boned with flaxseed oil and your carpets steam-cleaned. Take a moment to present yourself with a little gift– a presentation oar from Tingley Presentation Oars that will look perfect in your den, club basement, boat, or rented room. Pick up two and you got yourself a tableau. Pick up three and…well, let’s just say that no customer of mine has EVER regretted picking up three and we’ll end it at that.

Right now, we’re having a “Spring Presentation Oar Sale”. You pay $195 for your first oar and just $175 for the second. Want more than two (as we discussed before)? I’m not even going to publish the price for additional oars– it’s just THAT LOW.

How can I afford to give these oars away at these prices? Because I know that once you buy a Tingley Presentation Oar from me, you will keep coming back for all your presentation oar needs. A Tingley presentation oar is the best presentation oar.

You can write me: Tingley Little Presentation Oars, 55 Knobs, South Lankville, 2-111. Serious inquiries only. Be sure to inquire soon– there’s gonna be a waiting list as long as both your arms and your right leg at these prices.

The opinions of Mr. Tingley are not necessarily the opinions of The Lankville Daily News and its subsidiaries.

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