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It’s Time to Inflate Your Feelings Tube

Dr. Kevin Thurston

Dr. Kevin Thurston

Dr. Kevin Thurston is an expert on men’s feelings.

I want you to imagine yourself as a child with an inner tube around your waste about to frolic along the edge of the ocean waves. Listen to the calm crash of the surf, the timeless call of the pelicans, the simple but understated sound of a foam ice chest top being lifted and a sandwich produced. Let peace wash over you.

As you’ve grown to manhood, that inner tube is still there. Not literally (although, maybe for some– Dr. Kevin Thurston does not discriminate against any form of alternative lifestyle). It’s there as a tight tube of feelings around your chest, encircling your heart.

Often, as the years pass, that tube will become deflated. The feelings will slowly leak out and away into the ether. Or the tube will be suddenly crushed as your spirit (represented by the tube, remember) is flattened. This could be the cause of a divorce, the loss of employment, or the consistent rejection of your four-act, one-man wordless play. Life can deal one a bad hand.

But Dr. Kevin Thurston is here with a remedy. Together, we will inflate that feelings tube. We will pump it back into a ring of protection, happiness and manhood. Make an appointment with me today. Most men have forged a new tube of positive feelings by session eight. I know you can too.

I also have actual inner tubes available featuring bright, inviting colors for a fun day at the beach. Transparent, smooth seam to prevent skin irritation. $9.99 for the pair.

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