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Schropp’s “Breakfast Sandwich Boy” Enters Bestseller List

By Elliott Cumber-Lanny

By Elliott Cumber-Lanny


Brian Schropp’s recently-released book Breakfast Sandwich Boy has entered the Lankville Daily News Bestseller List, sources are confirming.

The collection of short stories by the popular cuisine writer ranked has sold over 100,000 copies in its first week of publication.

Schropp's bestselling tome.

Schropp’s bestselling tome.

“I’m pleased,” Schropp noted. “I’m glad everyone is enjoying reading about my adventures in the Deep Northern Suburbs”.

Breakfast Sandwich Boy currently holds the 6th spot of Lankville’s 50 best-selling titles.

“While I’m lusciously delighted beyond belief, the strange thing about the book being a bestseller is that I’ve only received $12,” Schropp complained. “Whenever I call the publisher, nobody answers. A message comes on with a beep but then you only get two seconds to leave your message before it cuts off. It took me three hours to complete my message. But I’m hoping if they listen to all the messages in order, they’ll understand and send me a check.”

“I’m sure they will,” Schropp added cheerfully.

Breakfast Sandwich Boy features two original stories with a photograph of the author on the cover.

“People are inherently good,” said Schropp, who was interviewed while preparing a gigantic bowl of mysterious batter in his parents kitchen. “I know they will send me the money. It’s just a misunderstanding. I trust that people will always do the right thing.”

Schropp began laughing nervously and the gigantic bowl of batter accidentally spilled onto the floor.

“MOM!” Schropp yelled while running out of the room. The interview was ended prematurely.

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