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Otis Nixon: 1955-2015

October 14, 2015 Leave a comment Go to comments


By Otho Ump

By Otho Ump

Infamous Lankville lurker and recent Daily News columnist Otis Nixon has died. He was 59.

Nixon was walking in a field when he was suddenly blown into the woods and destroyed. He was, allegedly, not lurking.

Otis Nixon has died.

Otis Nixon has died.

Nixon, who became reformed from lurking several years ago, was retired from the Grebov Brothers Telescope Company. He was a member of the Koala Bears and Walnuts Club and is survived by a wife (3 out of 10) and two children.

“Otis was a good man, I knew him,” said next-door neighbor Paul Quantrill, a prison guard. “He liked to edge his driveway. We commented on that.”

Nixon penned a piece on the perils of lurking two days ago. It was one of the Lankville Daily News’ most popular articles.

“I think it helped people,” said editor Marles Cundiff. “We’ll miss Otis.”

Relatives, friends and former lovers are invited to visit at the Life Lessons Funeral Home of the Southern Lankville Peninsula, Inc., on Friday, October 16, from 2pm to 4pm, 6pm to 8pm and again at 2am if you’re up for it. Funeral Services will be held on Saturday, October 17, 11:00am at the Great Christ Tube Church of the Southern Lankville Peninsula.

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