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Jennifers to Throw Hat in ’16 Ring: “Morality Candidate” to Challenge Pondicherry

September 24, 2015 Leave a comment
By Elliott Cumber-Lanny

By Elliott Cumber-Lanny

Amanda Jennifers, who rose to fame yesterday as a “morality activist” has decided to throw her hat in the 2016 Presidential race ring.

Amanda Jennifers, Morality Party.

Amanda Jennifers, Morality Party.

Jennifers, who was named leader of the newly-formed Morality Party, will challenge incumbent Pondicherry and world-famous citizen Randy Pendleton for the Presidency.

“I will build a great wall around filth,” said Jennifers, who announced her candidacy at the Casa Montecristo (an elegant reception hall) this morning. “A great wall around filth, intercourse, cussing and challenges. Are you ready for me Lankville?”

A small crowd politely clapped in response.

Jennifers, 37 (rated about an 8 of 10 by this reporter) has never held political office. She rose to prominence yesterday after attacking Lankville Daily News columnist Brian Schropp’s latest book Breakfast Sandwich Boy.

“Lankville needs to be shaken and wobbled,” said a supporter who refused to be identified and was later pushed off a cliff. “I think that Amanda is the one to do that– she speaks the truth.”

Current polls show Pendleton as the front-runner in the race, Pondicherry a close second and Jennifers a distant third.

“I’m in this for the long haul,” Jennifers noted. “Morality always wins. Always.”