Home > Sports > Luscious, Sensuous Heiney to Appear on Small Pizzas Jerseys

Luscious, Sensuous Heiney to Appear on Small Pizzas Jerseys

January 17, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Dick Oakes, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
File photo

The Small Pizzas announced today that they will wear a patch depicting a luscious, sensuous heiney on the sleeves of their jerseys for the 2013 season.

“It’s an awesome heiney, boys.  Got a red thong on,” noted Pizzas owner and GM “Inner Hammer”. “You look at those curves long enough and you’ll be popping off a can of corn, if you know what I’m saying.”

Several reporters became immediately confused.

When asked if he thought the patch would receive league approval, “Inner Hammer” responded, “Put a near-naked, voluptuous ass on a shirt and you got yourself a wonderland.  A god damn wonderland.”

President Pondicherry is expected to issue a statement later tonight.

Categories: Sports Tags: ,
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: