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Vitiello Crosses Street to Feed Neighbor’s Cat

January 26, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Brock Belvedere, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
File photo

24-Piece Men GM and Decorative Ham magnate Chris Vitiello crossed the street this morning to feed his neighbor’s cat. The executive was wearing a thermal one-piece jumper.

“I see that some clod gave you access to our gated community,” said Vitiello, when approached. “I will visit him later.”

Vitiello allowed this reporter to briefly interview him once the cat had been fed.

CV: Nothing wrong with a brisk winter walk in a jumper.
BB: Not at all. Tell us about the cat.
CV: It’s a cat. It needs to be fed. What more is there to extract from that scenario?
BB: Are you…
CV(interrupting): Let’s go ahead and just dispense with the formalities, Mr. Belvedere.

Vitiello began whipping Mr. Belvedere mercilessly and the interview was ended prematurely.

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