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Inner Hammer Releases “Big Board of Truth and Fairness”

February 1, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Pete Dagobah
Ancient Terrestrial Scribe
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Small Pizzas GM “Inner Hammer” released his “Big Board of Truth and Fairness” during a restrained event at a Teets Island Chain park in which sacks were shoved into large holes for reasons unclear.

“”The Big Board of Truth and Fairness” has been created to judge the actions of all mankind and also food,” noted the executive, whose sack suddenly erupted initiating a long period of hysteria and confusion.  “The Board is a physical board, yes, a large board with an infinite number of lights but it is also an unseen board, a board of mystery.  I serve mankind notice.”

“And also food,” “Inner Hammer” added before his sack suddenly erupted again.

“Only certain people will have access to the Board,” stated the GM, as a worker mended his ruptured sack.  “You have to pass a multiple-choice exam and some other tests.  I will be slowly releasing more information over time.”

“Inner Hammer” then stepped up to his hole only to have his sack burst yet again.

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