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Royer Changes Name to “Cor Scorpionis, Blood Probationer”

February 5, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Dick Oakes, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
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Terrifying Bat GM The Great President of Hell (formerly Ric Royer) has changed his name to “Cor Scorpionis, Blood Probationer” according to sources following the story.

“He asked us to set up a lectern, some lights and a buffet,” stated Warden Jenness of the Foontz-Flonnaise Home of Abundant Senselessness, where Cor Scorpionis is incarcerated.  “But then he spent all morning in his room, putting together a puzzle so we have yet to receive an official statement.”

Cor Scorpionis, who was later interviewed privately, explained the change, his third this year.

“It is folly and a rape of truth to ignore the machinations,” stated the executive, who was clearly distracted by both the completed puzzle (a photographic depiction of a dog lounging on an oversized bean bag chair) and his dazzling layout of illuminated porcelain Christmas structures.  “I say furthermore that this layout is of the Circle, and the Eye of Horus that sleepeth not, but is vigilant. The Circle is nearly all-perfect, nearly equal in every way.  And if I was ever brought my box of soda, it would be complete.”

Cor Scorpionis then gave his attendant a fierce look of disapproval and the interview was ended prematurely.

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