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COUNTERPOINT: Hey Asshole– You’re Not Getting No Hockey Because You’re a Dumb Baboon

February 21, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Frank “Big Shit” Barbey
Veteran of the Depths War
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Hey asshole!  You can forget about getting hockey in The Depths.  Know why?  Cause you’re a dumb baboon, that’s why.

I didn’t watch my boys from the 118th get put in them cages back in the Depths War so you can go ahead and start skating around and playing hockey.  Granted, them cages were just a careful square of traffic cones and most of my boys walked right out of ’em but it doesn’t make it any better.  And granted, you always gave us pretty good dinners back there in the holding basement but you and me are enemies.  I put my foot down as a veteran– no god damn baboons in the Pondicherry Association.

I’m going to write a bunch of letters.

The opinions of Frank “Big Shit” Barbey are not necessarily those of the Pondicherry Association News.

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