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These Fucking Pricks and their Pants

February 25, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

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I can’t believe these fucking pricks and their god damn pants.  I could take you right to a men’s store and find you that fucking revolving belt stand but god help these little shit perverts. “I can see the crack of your ass!” is what I want to yell.  Instead, I just holler at the desert– all cracked and brown and just fucking king hill bullshit.

Pants come in two colors– brown and blue.  They try to fucking sell you anything else and any self-respecting man would turn the other god damn way.  You just have to be careful you don’t turn the way that leads into that mother of a whore desert.

Mother used to have this fucking spinning jenny.  Spun out belts made out of thick as shit hemp.  Not only were your slacks not ever going to fall down but you couldn’t even remove that lousy little asshole.  It was hopeless then.  You’d just sit around and there was not a single godforsaken thing in the world you could do.

That sonuvabitch desert is back again.

The Pondicherry Association News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Fingers Rolly is no longer receiving assignments.

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