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58 Dead After Announcement of Robot Contest Winner

By Hugh G. Pickens
Crime Beat Reporter
Photo on 2011-06-24 at 07.51
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58 people were killed early this afternoon following a Pondicherry Association News press conference to announce the winner of the recent “name the robot” contest.  Information is still coming in.

“All we know right now is that an attack by a monster occurred after the winner was introduced,” stated Detective Gee-Temple, who was the first to respond to the scene.  “There is some speculation that the monster was a giant hill werewolf but we cannot confirm that at this time.  The robot was devoured.”

Some observers were immediately skeptical of the story.

“They just don’t want to give that robot away,” said robot fan Steve Thinnes.  “I think they thought better of it and decided to keep it for themselves.”

A press conference is expected later this afternoon.

  1. Mik
    March 11, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    Fixed!

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