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REPORT: Royer Acting “All Grabby” with Easter Basket

By Grady Kitchens
Senior Staff Writer
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It is reported this morning that Terrifying Bat GM Ric Royer has been acting “all grabby” with a large Easter basket display at the Foontz-Flonnaise Home of Abundant Senselessness.

“It’s been difficult to keep him away from the Easter basket,” stated Warden Jenness, who was interviewed in the front lobby of the Home.  “It’s a particularly large basket that was donated by an anonymous patron and it features a great number of decorative felt flowers with smiley faces, Easter bunny bunting, large chocolate eggs, marshmallow decorative hams, all kinds of stuff. At first, he was really pawing at it– ripping the grass out, burying his whole head in the basket, taking things out and putting things back in. It’s starting to get a little out of hand at this point, though.”  Jenness suddenly became quiet and he was observed to look far down the hallway.  “I just saw him,” he said quietly.  “He’s planning something.”

Royer appeared from around a corner and began running directly towards Jenness with a shovel.  He was tackled by guards.

“That’s like the fifth time this morning,” Jenness noted, after Royer was subdued.

The eccentric GM was removed to his cell and was resting comfortably at last report.

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