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Catching Up with Inner Hammer

BY IDA RUMPUS The Lankville Society Scoop

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Ida Rumpus recently had the chance to sit down with Small Pizzas GM Inner Hammer outside of his hotel in the Teets Island Chain.

IH:   Hiya, angel tits.  Good to see you again?  What you got for “The Hammer”?
IR:   Just a few questions…
IH:   Aw, let’s skip the chatter, baby. How ’bout we make a two-backed beast?
IR:   I…I wanted to ask about…
IH:   You and me, sweet humps. Let’s ratchet us up a little white baby.
IR:   I…
IH:   I’ll give you a minute to think about it, lover. I gotta’ dump a load.

The interview was ended prematurely.  

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