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Terrifying Bats Claim Pondicherry Golden Platter

By Brock Belvedere, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
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In an exciting race to the finish, the Terrifying Bats have claimed their fourth Pondicherry Golden Platter in the past five years.

A solemn ceremony will be held this afternoon to commemorate the achievement.

“I feel juicy and carnivalesque,” stated club owner and GM Ric Royer, who was interviewed in a small anteroom at the Foontz-Flonnaise Home of Abundant Senselessness.  Royer then consented to a short interview.

BB:  You were able to hold off the Condiments.  Did you watch the results come in?
RR: No. I have never been a great fan of epistemological modalities.
BB: This will be your fourth Golden Platter.
RR: The men have a shelving unit. It will fit there.
BB: I understand you will not be attending the ceremony.
RR: Royer Country.
BB: Excuse me?
RR: Royer Country.

The executive suddenly became quite serious and resolute and began edging Belvedere out of the tight anteroom.  The interview was ended prematurely.

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