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Tito Presentation: 1967-2013

September 6, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Hugh G. Pickens    The Lankville Action News: YES! Team
Crime Beat Reporter
Photo on 2011-06-24 at 07.51
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Pondicherry Association News reporter Tito Presentation is dead.  The journalist was 46.

“Mr. Presentation was killed in a challenge,” noted Detective Gee-Temple, who responded to the death scene.  “We are seeing more and more of these challenges and although we know little about them or why they occur, we intend to get to the bottom of the matter.”

“The challenge came early this morning,” said Presentation’s girlfriend Nikki, who was judged to be very stupid but with Grade-A tits.  “Tito went out to the field and that’s where the challenge occurred.  I didn’t see anything but the waving of the tall grasses and the darkening of the skies.  I knew then.”

When asked who or what challenged Presentation, Nikki threw her arms in the air accentuating her cuddly, mound-like protuberances.  “These challenges are just a complete mystery,” she added.

“It’s definitely a scourge and it’s getting worse,” said Detective Gee-Temple.  “They [the challenges] also yield few, if any clues other than a body.  Even the markings on the corpse are confusing– everything is absolutely unclear.”

Gee-Temple paused to sign some papers on a clipboard and study a small wooden storage box for crafts that was offered for sale.

“I thought my wife might like it.  But the condition is poor,” he said to no one in particular.

Tito Presentation had been reporting on life in Lankville since 1998.

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