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If You Want to Make This Gal Happy, Give Me a Photo of a Dog Emerging From a Yarn Basket

January 17, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments

BY IDA RUMPUS The Lankville Society Scoop

Typical dog in yarn basket photograph.

Typical dog emerging from a yarn basket photograph.


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If you want to make this gal happy, there is one thing you can do.  Give me a photo of a dog emerging from a yarn basket.  No matter how down in the dumpers [sic] I am, a dog emerging from a yarn basket makes me crack a smile every time.  Particularly if the yarn is just spilling out on account of the displacement that occurs when the dog enters the basket and then some extra spilling that occurs when the dog emerges.  It’s just so cute, it really is.

Most of the time, dogs don’t emerge from yarn baskets.  Most of the time, when I open my yarn basket, I am simply greeted by yarn.  Oftentimes, my boyfriend Glenn says, “You’re into that yarn basket again?  Christ, it’s always in and out of that yarn basket.” But I know that even Glenn would find it adorable if a dog emerged from the basket.  Even better, if upon opening the basket, the dog was revealed to be inside.  I think that might be the cutest thing of all.

Anyway, if you’re ever on vacation, don’t send a postcard of a lake or a motel or some woods.  Just send me a postcard depicting a dog emerging from a yarn basket.  That makes me happiest of all.

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