Home > Remonstrations of Fingers Rolly > Canaries Ain’t No Damn Good

Canaries Ain’t No Damn Good

January 31, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments

File Photo

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

Canaries are no damn good according to Fingers.

Canaries are no damn good according to Fingers.


I’ll tell you this right fucking now– canaries ain’t no damn good as pets.

You buy one of these little shits and you gotta’ buy a cage and some seed and one of those bastard-ass water dishes.  And then the sissy clerk in the sweater says, “They like to look at themselves in the mirror.”  So you gotta’ buy a mother-of-piss mirror too.

And what does the canary do?  Nothing.  That’s what it does.

That’s unless I start screaming at that whore of a desert.  It makes a little noise then.

The Lankville Daily News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Mr. Rolly was assigned an article on the rise of Challenges in the Lankville area.

  1. January 31, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    I have canaries. They make fine pets. Look at that majestic sunset. Look at me!

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: