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Entire Room of Stuffed Animals Found in Meyer’s Last Home

January 31, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments

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By Bernie Keebler
Senior Staff Writer

Investigators today opened the last known official residence of missing fried plantain magnate Shane Meyer and discovered an entire room of stuffed animals according to sources following the story.

The home, a 5700-square foot mansion in Northern Lankville Heights, had been closed since last January. Meyer had been living in a gas station tire house of his own creation until a fire consumed the makeshift edifice in August of 2012.

“The house was entirely empty,” noted Detective Gee-Temple, who procured a search warrant of the property early this morning. “There was absolutely nothing to be seen– not even so much as a forgotten fork or spoon in the kitchen. And then we went upstairs.”

The stuffed animal room in Meyer's last home.

The stuffed animal room in Meyer’s last home.

Gee-Temple claims that investigators were entirely unprepared for what they discovered in the second bedroom.

“The room was choked with stuffed animals. They were just everywhere– arranged in haphazard rows, littering the floors, hanging from the ceiling. Many had pink bows tied around them or wore frilly skirts. There was an easel with some paper on it and Meyer had written “STUFFED ANIMAL LODGE” in one of those really big crayons which we found later in the corner buried under some stuffed animals. It was a grotesque spectacle,” said the shaken detective.

Gee-Temple claimed that the search yielded no answers to the Meyer mystery.

“It rattled us all to our cores and we could not understand it anymore,” added the detective. “I hope I never, ever have to go back.”

  1. Wayne Sparklers
    January 31, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    Although I am not a police offer, I do have a scanner. I was aware that the Lankville Police were opening Shane Meyer’s house which is why I went over there to hang out. They didn’t say a whole lot about what they saw in there but they certainly seemed really shaken. Therefore, I figured there had been a murder inside. Perhaps even multiple murders or a beheading or maybe cannibalism. I was disappointed to find out it was just stuffed animals.

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