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Feelings by Dr. Kevin Thurston

September 26, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
Dr. Kevin Thurston

Dr. Kevin Thurston

Dr. Thurston is an expert on men’s feelings.

There is only one way to rebuild your manhood.  And that’s together. With other men. In my office. Late at night. On Thursdays.

Beginning this fall, Dr. Thurston will be holding weekly “Rebuilding Manhood Mixers”.  I will put up a pad of paper on an easel and draw a large box.  This is the “Man Box”.  Then, I will ask the assembled (who will sit on comfortable floor pillows (for sale for $8.99 each, 4 different colors) to call out things to pack in our “Man Box”.

Unpack the "Man Box" with Dr. Kevin Thurston.

Unpack the “Man Box” with Dr. Kevin Thurston.

You might think that once our “Man Box” is full, we can begin our journey.  This is a common misconception.  The very opposite, in fact, is the case. For at this point in our session, it is time to unpack our man box.

“Why?” some men have asked.  Each query is addressed similarly.  I usually squat (everyone is encouraged to wear comfortable pants), put my hands together in a pacific manner and re-direct the question.  “Why?” I will ask the interrogator. “No, I mean, I just asked you why,” he will usually respond.  This often goes back and forth for quite some time and gives me the opportunity to wipe down the discharge chute of a hot-air popcorn maker that I intend to offer for sale later in the session.

“You still haven’t answered the question about the man box,” the men will sometimes ask.  At that point, I turn my back on the men slowly and then turn to face them again.  They see now that I have cried in the interim.  I point to the man box.  “It’s not my answer, it’s your question,” I say quietly.  This generally leads to a long period of reflection.

Make the 25-week commitment now.

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