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There’s No Accountability and That’s Why I Scream at the Desert

December 4, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
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By Fingers Rolly

IMPORTANT OPINIONS

There’s no god damn accountability anymore. Everybody just runs around with red hair, earrings in their noses and those terrible dungarees. And that’s why I sit in my fucking tin shack and scream at the desert.

Fucking cracked brown bullshit.

You don’t have the morality they had when I was a kid. Back then, you fucked up and everybody knew it. They’d bring a big truck in once a week and that’s the way it was. Not now, because there’s no fucking accountability. It’s a god damn free-for-all is what it is. Nothing left but to scream at that whore of a desert.

I can’t even put down the little awning and sit outside anymore. There’s no accountability. Who even knows what they’re singing about these days?

I scream at the desert regularly.

The Lankville Daily News would like to apologize for the preceding article. Mr. Rolly was assigned an article on funny holiday books.

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