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BREAKING: Area Girls Just Ganking The Holy Hell Out of This Guy

December 16, 2014 Leave a comment Go to comments
By Brock Belvedere

By Brock Belvedere

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES!

A group of area girls are just ganking the holy hell out of this guy, sources are now confirming.

“They encountered the victim early this morning in the parking lot of a Soft Carpet Locus store,” said Detective Gee-Temple, who was the first to respond to the scene. “And they are just ganking the holy hell out of the poor guy.”

The area girls that are getting all up into everybody's shit.

The area girls that are ganking the holy hell out of this guy.

The girls are believed to be the same band that got up in everybody’s shit in late October.

The victim, who is unidentified, will be treated at Eastern Defoliated Area General Hospital following the cessation of the ganking. The extent of his injuries are currently unknown.

“The girls are doing a thorough job on the poor guy,” noted Gee-Temple. “You’re going to see all the injuries associated with a hardcore ganking.”

Politicians, law enforcement officials and church people are already calling for measures to stop the rash of teenage getting up in people’s shit and holy hell ganking that has plagued Lankville for the last few months.

“It needs to stop now,” said President Pondicherry, who plans to address the nation later this afternoon. “People should feel safe walking our streets or shopping for soft carpets. It’s bad for business, bad for our community.”

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