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I Want to Tell You About How My New Boyfriend Gave Me His Class Ring

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By Ashley Pfeiffers

I want to tell you SO MUCH about how my new boyfriend just gave me his class ring!

We were playing Fire Quasars in his parent’s basement. Every once in awhile, my new boyfriend would pause the game and he would say, “Ash, I’m on fire. For you.” I JUST ABOUT DIED. Plus, we had just had some giant shakes and I got so nervous that I knocked mine over on the carpet and then, when I was trying to clean it up, I kept stepping in it and then I accidentally fell forward with what was left of the shake into my new boyfriend’s guitar. I thought I was going to cry.

“It’s okay, Ash,” my new boyfriend said. “What are a few lost shakes compared to a few lost kisses?”

We made out for awhile. Then my new boyfriend said, “Now, watch me gank these quasars”.

We have SO MUCH in common!

Later, we went in his backyard and sat on the air-conditioning system.

“Feel that warm air, Ash?” my new boyfriend said. “Yes,” I said– I was practically shaking. But he didn’t say anything else.

And then, all of the sudden, he got down on one knee and gave me his class ring! OH MY GOD– I started crying and then I thought I was going to pass out. I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT.

“We can go down to the mall and get a necklace for it,” he said, after I had accepted. I tried it on though and it ended up fitting perfectly! “You have such delicate fingers,” I said. He got a weird look on his face but he kissed me anyway. We are so in love!

Then, we went for a slice at the Pizza-A-Round. We were shown to a table by this weird guy who was soaking wet and, somehow, slightly on fire.

“There’s that goof again, Ash,” my new boyfriend said, once we were seated. “I can’t believe that goof. He probably doesn’t even have a class ring.”

“I have yours,” I reminded him.

We made out across the table. I knocked over a vase and some water spilled onto the floor.

We are soul mates.

The opinions of Ashley Pfeiffers are not necessarily the opinions of The Lankville Daily News or any of its subsidiaries.

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