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Jeepers Creepers, When Did He Get Mr. Peepers?: Pondicherry Has New Dog

By Buck Igloos

By Buck Igloos

LANKVILLE ACTION NEWS: YES!

There’s a new tenant at the Presidential Palace these days. President Pondicherry announced today that he has acquired a new dog.

President Pondicherry has a new dog!

President Pondicherry has a new dog!

“His name is Mr. Peepers,” the chief executive noted. “He’s yellow.”

Pondicherry has already distributed numerous photos of the “First Dog” and has asked Lankvillians to send him their thoughts on Mr. Peepers.

“Tell me what you think about him. Send him beautiful roses. Be poetic. If I like your response, who knows? Perhaps I’ll appear in your stairwell,” noted Pondicherry, in an online post.

Mr. Peepers is Pondicherry’s third dog since becoming President.

“The other two were also called Mr. Peepers. It’s a favorite name of mine,” he stated. “I am really blessed to lead our country during a period of great consequence.”

Pondicherry refused to answer further questions and ended the press conference early.

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