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Cleanliness Questioned at Area Barlow Foods Store

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Cleanliness has been questioned at an area Barlow Foods store after several untoward photographs were posted online.

A view of the freezer in question.

A view of the freezer in question.

The photographs, which appear to depict the remnants of some sort of pink frozen explosion in one of the freezers, has gone viral.

“It’s absolutely disgusting. I’m never shopping there again,” said former customer Gene (female) Cabinets. “I couldn’t believe it when I saw those images. The explosion is not even in the frozen desert freezer. It’s in the fry freezer. There’s no such thing as pink fries. So, how did it get there? It makes no sense.”

Many other customers have voiced the same concerns.

Barlow Foods head office was moving quickly this morning to explain the shameless act. CEO John Barlow himself addressed the media.

“The individuals responsible for this ghastly negligence have been terminated. The freezer has been emptied and cleaned. We will be moving forward and we hope that you will move forward with us.”

A detailed view of the frozen pink explosion.

A detailed view of the frozen pink explosion.

“Move forward with Barlow Foods,” Barlow added. “A rolling army cannot be stopped by a mere pebble.”

Barlow suddenly left the lectern and his last sentence was never explained.

The store in question, the Southern White Pines location, was closed as of press time. A sign on the door read, “REPHASING PROCESS. CALL AGAIN”. Calls were not answered.

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