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OPINION: Time for the Pondicherry Association to Step Up

January 10, 2013 Leave a comment

By Two Pandas
Special Panda Correspondents
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Now that the lockout has ended, it is time for the Pondicherry Association to step up. It is time for the Pondicherry Association to have a “Save the Pandas Night.”

It should be immediate. It should be on opening night. It should be league-wide.

The Pondicherry Association has done nothing to help us.

Other giant pandas are less diplomatic than us. “Jesus H. Christ, I’m not fucking around anymore,” wrote another panda friend. “Otherwise, there will be danger.” This panda has been known to push over things. We do not necessarily condone this, we mention it only as a warning.

We have sent letters, emails, texts, and boat notes. There has been no reply.

The Pondicherry Association is not helping us.

 

OPINION: The Pondicherry Association is Not Helping Us

January 8, 2013 Leave a comment

By Two Pandas
Special Panda Correspondents
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Last year, the Pondicherry Association held two “Save the Panda” events. This year, because of the lockout, they have held none. The Pondicherry Association is not helping us.

We’ve been sitting in a yard eating grass for quite some time now. About three or four times a week, a man comes along with a shovel and pail and cleans up our stool. Each time, we say, “Have you heard from the Pondicherry Association yet?” and each time he just shakes his head sadly and looks down at the stool. We have seen him cry a bit. And we too have cried.

We asked that a cell phone and our address book be brought. And we tried each and every Pondicherry owner (with the exception of Nick, who is a space asshole of the highest water). Each time, at best, we could reach only an embarrassed secretary. With Fick (who organized the events last year), we reached only an extremely loud halfwit. We are at a loss.

So, we will continue sitting in this fenced-in yard. It rains frequently and the stool turns to slop. That is what is happening now.

The Pondicherry Association is not helping us.

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