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That Piece of Shit Never Did Give Me Back My Fucking Five Dollars that He Borrowed to Buy a Fish Dinner

February 6, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

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I don’t know what the fuck is going on but that piece of shit never did give me back my five dollars.  He borrowed it to pay for that motherfucking fish dinner we had at the church near the overpass.  You walk twenty feet and you’re in a fucking swamp.  What kind of asshole builds a church by a swamp?

Afterwards, we went back to the shack and I screamed at that fucking brown desert.  That piece of shit looked shocked by the whole thing, ended up leaving early.  Fuck him.

But he does owe me that five dollars.  He got the cod.

The Pondicherry Association News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Mr. Rolly was assigned an article on goalie masks.

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