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We are Responsible for the Cavebeast-Driven Balloon Bombs

February 8, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Gino Peebles and Johnny “Nature” Trippetts
Special Evil Correspondents

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We are responsible for the cavebeast-driven balloon bombs that have started to fall on selected targets in and around Lankville.

We’ve included a picture.  This is about ten minutes after we launched one of these bad boys.  What do you think of that, Lankville?  You think you’re going to stop a burning balloon being driven by a half-blind cavebeast?   These cavebeats– we breed ’em.  We breed ’em to KILL.  And to drive balloons.

We have no real demands.  No motives.  We just like launching these burning balloons and then taking pictures of ourselves laughing and laughing and laughing.

So, stick that up your ass Lankville.

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