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Why Don’t You All Just Eat Some Shit?

February 18, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

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You start complaining to me about those balloons or about the price of gas or about the line to buy new dungarees and I’m gonna’ tell you all the same thing.  Why don’t you all just eat some shit?

If you want, I’ll help you.  You can even sit at my own fucking table, long as you don’t mind a fucking leaky tractor transmission in front of you.  Not like a tractor does anything at all to that asshole of a desert.  Throws dirt up in the air so that it just settles again, that big bitch.  I know my brother-in-law ripped me off on that one; we all knew he come from gypsies.

You can complain all you want about it but I’ll say it and they’ll say it– why don’t you all just eat some shit?

Can you believe the cost of a fucking stamp?

The Pondicherry Association News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Mr. Rolly was actually assigned no article at all.

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