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Chimney to Join Pondicherry News Staff

By Brock Belvedere, Jr.
Senior Staff Writer
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A chimney will join the staff of The Pondicherry Association News it was announced this morning.

“We’re delighted to welcome the Chimney,” stated senior staff reporter Grady Kitchens at a morning press conference in which donuts and guns were handed out.  “His smoke beacons have alerted us to many great hockey news events in the past and we expect such intrepid reporting to continue unabated.”

The Chimney

The Chimney

“I’ve always admired his work,” said distinctive reporter Tito Presentation.  “He’s cute.  My only fear is that he could categorically make the decision to remove his essence from the world stage thereby creating massive confusion and a general uncomfortable feeling that will leads to fights and death.  He could do that and we need to all remember that.”

The Chimney declined to issue a statement.

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