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WIN A MECHANICAL DINOSAUR CONTEST!

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It’s time again for the Pondicherry Association News’ semi-annual “Win a Mechanical Dinosaur Contest”.  All you have to do is write your name, address, daytime phone number and include 10 sticker packets to:  MECHANICAL DINOSAUR CONTEST (caps only), 537 Little Borough Parkway, Western Lankville, 2871.  Sticker packets must be peeled.  This fabulous mechanical dinosaur is sure to make you the envy of everyone on your block and could lead to new friends and possibly even some intercourse (heterosexual only).  Think of it!  You can have intercourse while watching the dinosaur move his head up and down.  It’s been done before.  Go for it!

Last year’s winner Dan Beery has this to say about his mechanical dinosaur:

“It gave me a new perspective on the outdoors.”

Deadline April 30.  No hand-deliveries.  Mechanical dinosaur partially soaked in flame retardant materials.

  1. Pat Ryne
    April 16, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    If I win can I get

    what about the delivery? Is it

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