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Lurv Sprayberry of Lankville Announced as Vibbs System Winner

Lurv Sprayberry of Lankville

Lurv Sprayberry of Lankville

Lurv Sprayberry of Lankville has been announced as the winner of the Pondicherry Association News’ annual “Vibbs System” contest.

Sprayberry, 37, who is fat and timid, was interviewed briefly outside his semi-basement apartment.

“Generally, I have an interesting habit of entering most contests. Some things come across my desk and I’ll fill them out. So, the Vibbs System contest was one of those.”

When asked how he planned to celebrate, Sprayberry became thoughtful.

“I think I’ll probably notify a few friends via a camera to computer signal that I’ve been working on and then maybe order a pizza.”

When asked if he might be ordering two pizzas, Sprayberry looked at the floor and quietly responded in the affirmative.

When asked if he would be consuming both the pizzas without any assistance, Sprayberry merely nodded in agreement.

A press conference is expected later today.

  1. Life Lessons Funeral Home
    August 5, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Congratulations Lurv! Just remember that you will die one day so think of others that will die before you. Call Eddie or Stummins at Lankville Business 5-2118.

  2. Steevo Traps
    August 5, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Congqarats Lurv. Get make sure to share
    with your frienedds.

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