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Fick Committed to Insane Asylum

September 13, 2013 Leave a comment Go to comments

By Hugh G. Pickens   The Lankville Action News: YES! Team
Crime Beat Reporter

Photo on 2011-06-24 at 07.51

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Semi-portable electronic typing machine magnate Fick has been committed to an insane asylum, sources are now confirming.

“We responded after we finished our lunch to a call for a man in distress,” stated Detective Gee-Temple.  “Upon our arrival at the scene, we found Fick wandering pantsless around a coppice.  We screamed at him for awhile but it didn’t seem to help, so we took him in.”

It was unclear at press time where Fick was institutionalized.   Calls placed to his gloomy heath mansion were answered by a loud halfwit.

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