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I’ve Had Just About Enough of These Hippies and their Sex Magazines

By Fingers Rolly
Man on the Street

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I swear to the Lord Christ, I’ve had just about enough of these fucking hippies and their god damn sex magazines.

You walk into the drugstore.  There’s Fat Sam with his apron.  You look at the magazine rack.  Nothing but god damn hippie sex magazines.

“Why you carry this degenerate shit?” I asked once.  Fat Sam looked at me kind of funny.  I didn’t press it.

Then I went over to the post office.  A whole wall full of god damn hippie sex magazines.  It’s unbelievable.  I don’t know what the fuck’s going on.  I get home to my trailer in that lousy whore of a desert and there’s the Evening News.  Guess what’s inside?  A god damn hippie sex magazine.

I scream at the desert often.

The Lankville Daily News would like to apologize for the preceding article.  Mr. Rolly was assigned an article on the wetlands of Lankville County.

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