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Don’t Tell Me to Have No Good Trip, You Little Shitbirds

By Fingers Rolly Man on the Street

By Fingers Rolly Man on the Street

I hate it when these shitbird women come up to you at church or at some sort of godforsaken outdoor barbeque and, just about when you’re ready to leave, they say, “have a good trip.” Talk about a god damn jinx. What are they thinking, these little bitches with their complicated pastel-colored hats and their shapeless floral-patterned blazers with the wretched whore shoulder pads? I cuss ’em up and down all the way back to the truck and let me tell you something, they deserve it, the miserable little bitch dogs of hell.

I’ve changed churches a lot recently.

The Lankville Daily News would like to apologize for the preceding article.

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